Lucy Pinder Wears A Black Bikini At The Beach

Recently Mr. Penis called me into his office for a meeting. Mr. Penis then asked me what celebrity in my opinion had the perfect body. Well, without even a single thought I blurted out; Lucy Pinder. He of course laughed at me and told me that I was an insane fool. He then proceeded to give me an entire 45 minute lecture on how perfect he thought Britney Spears was. Yeah, I know what you’re thinking, but he has a thing for white trash, in fact his last wife was a dumpster. So Britney is definitely a step up.
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