Your Celebrity News Injection
It seems that The Dixie Chicks popularity isn’t as impressive as they’d like. Looks like after coming back out after a few years of silence they are again trying to gain exposure by bashing The President, Unfortunately for them not even an appearance on the Howard Stern Show was enough to jump start their careers.
Angelina Jolie and Brad “Pussy Whipped” Pitt recently sold their new born baby’s photographs for 4 million dollars. Supposedly that money is going to charity, but who knows. They are also denying rumors of them planning their wedding, which if it pays anything like their baby photos, could be closer than we all think. But who really cares if they get married. As it stands Brad is just Angelina’s puppet, and as soon as she gets bored with the strings she will cut them and Brad will go tumbling back down to the ground.
Sigourney Weaver heads back to Africa. Good maybe she will stay there this time.
Oprah buy a custom jet that seats up to 10 people. The 10 people part was a gimmick, it could seat 10 people but will mostly just seat the butt of an overweight loud mouth black woman who likes moon pies.
Alanis Morissette and her fiancé have called off their wedding so that she can focus on more important issues at hand, like, well, ummm, me! I’ve been wanting to bag this women for years. Yes, I know she’s Canadian but she’d be the first Canadian that has ever parked herself on the U.S.S Mr.Penis.
Nicole Richie goes crazy and sprays photographers with her bottle of water, I wonder now what she will have for lunch and dinner?
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