Ashlee Simpson Should Be A Stripper
Ashlee Simpson should be a stripper. She can’t sing, that’s painfully obvious every time she opens her mouth. However with her recent work on her face, now that she looks more like Jessica Simpson she should just turn to the world of nude dancing. I’d never in a million years go to hear her sing, but if she was taking her clothes off at the local strip club, I might just go pay a visit. I’d even think about shoving a $20 into her G-string.
She even looks like she can dance. In these pictures she sure looks like she could move her body around a stripper pole to some good ole 2 Live Crew music. If nothing else she sure is a sexy little thing sticking that ass out. That, by the way is a sure fire tell sign that she likes her ass spanked.
So if she ever takes any piece of advice from anyone, ever in her life, she will take this free advice from me and quit trying to sing and start shaking her ass for dollar bills.
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