Shakira in Elle Magazine
I just don't get it. Where's the total appeal of this woman? She's got mid-80's Bon Jovi hair, and a voice that sounds like she's going through fucking puberty. To top it off, I think she might have a naturally foul odor. Not anything as extreme as eggs and onion grass, mind you. But you know how you can just tell when someone has bad breath by looking at them? Yeah, I get that vibe from her, but not about her breath. Her whole. Fucking. Body. Speaking of which, yes, I can see she's got a fantastic figure. But that doesn't do me a whole lot of good when she never gets naked, now does it?
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