Dita Von Teese in Vegas Magazine
Even if she wasn't married to the King of Goth-pop, Marilyn Manson, Dita Von Teese could easily make a huge name for herself. I mean, with her unfettered commitment to the resurgence of burlesque photos, she's an inspiration to women everywhere to avoid the sun at all costs and pose half-naked. Okay, since I have no shame whatsoever, I MUST make sexual innuendos about her and Manson's sex life, using his song titles. So here it goes: He's got the lunchbox of one of the beautiful people, giving him a dope show every night. What a starfucker.
I swear, you'd think they'd be naming their kids Wednesday and Pugsley. But go ahead and balk at her pallid features all you want, 'cuz it's different strokes for different folks, my nizzies...different strokes for different folks...
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