Clay Aiken is a cake-boy
Still think Clay Aiken doesn't have a little sugar in his tank? Well, the evidence is mounting (uhh, no pun intended.) Only a few months after John Paulus exposed his steamy 90-minute butt-sex episode with Aiken, a new person has come forth with an IM conversation he and Clay had after meeting on a gay personals website, complete with webcam shots. Since the source is a schoolteacher, his anonymity has been preserved.
For the record, we at The Feeding Tube are terminally straight. The closest Mike is to Gay is the distance from Atlanta to Meriwether County. As for me, well I'm all man, but I did go to church camp a few times. But as full-on hetero as we are, we don't think there's a problem with being gay. That is, unless you're a closet fag who frequents websites for casual sex. I think it's bad form for gay people to have such an "open-door" policy when it comes to relationships. And it really fucks up the argument that being a homosexual isn't synonymous with being a sexual deviant. The thing about Clay is, if he's gay, then that's fine. But not only is he hiding behind the veil of Christianity and Disney morals, he's also apparently one of the sluttiest ass-pirates this side of proctology school...
Source: The National Enquirer
Below is the transcript of the IM convo between Clay and the gay schoolteacher, followed by webcam shots. Believe what you wish, but some of us didn't need this proof to suspect he might like a little swordfight every now and then:
Clay: are you interested in me at all?
Source: ummmmmmm
Source: isn't every gay man in america?
Clay: i dunno
Clay: im only asking you now
Source: that seems a bit self explanatory
Source: otherwise I wouldn't be chatting
Source: hehe
Source: you're gorgeous
Clay: ME?!?!?
Source: you've never posed shirtless?????
Clay: just need to be a little careful
Clay: no
Source: really?
Source: howcome?
Clay: no one wants to see this
Clay: its boring and white
Source: and sexy and smooth and lickable
Clay: well you may feel that way
Clay: but the only way youll see it is in person
Clay: i dont have what you have to show off
Source: I'm just another piece of meat to a celebrity with a new boy in every town
Clay: but why was it taht you wanted to meet me
Clay: HA HA
Clay: if you think i have a new boy in everytown !!!HA HAHA
Clay: thats rich
Source: come on
Clay: but i wont be able to convince otherwise of that either
Source: you don't manhunt yourself a new guy on each tour date?
Clay: i am a skinny white guy
Clay: i will admit that i try often when i have a day off
Source: hahahahaha
Clay: but i RARELY find an attractive guy my age
Clay: when i do
Source: you must have high standards
Clay: 80% of them dont believe me
Clay: 15% of them dont like me
Source: and I'm the other 5%
Source: ?????
Clay: and 3% i chicken out on
Clay: i have meet ONE guy off of here this year
Source: hahahahahaha
Source: WIMP!
Clay: it was on my summer tour in indy
Source: oh?
Clay: very nice guy
Source: he cute?
Clay: we stay in touch
Clay: well.. despite the fact that you have set me up for dissapointment tonight
Clay: you do seem like a pretty nice guy
Source: and a potential enjoyable wednesday night
Clay: i wont deny that the initial attraction is the looks
Source: of course it is
Clay: but you have been pretty cool since we've been talking
Source: well thanks
Source: I like beeing "cool"
Clay: youre obviously a little disturbed because you think i am attractive!
Source: welllllllll
Clay: but.. we can work through that
Source: my glamourized hollywood image of you.....
Clay: oh.. so now that youve seen the real me...not as attractive anymore?
Source: you're cute
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