Britney's Giant Ass
First off, when does being a fat bitch qualify you for handicap parking? I've noticed a lot of celebrities tend to park in handicapped spots. Look Britney, the only famous people I know allowed to park there are Stephen Hawking and Jessica Simpson. And the latter is only allowed because we all know she's functionally retarded, and she at least doesn't need to worry about the extra walk. Also I understand she's single again, and can probably suck all the callouses off my cock from my adolescent days of sticking my dick in treeholes. But I hate to think some old lady with a bad hip has to park on the end of the lot just because Britney Spears is in too much of a rush to get inside and order a Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity.
Damn, that ass is getting huge. I always knew ever since you were 16 that you'd be a thick girl, and therefore need to work extra hard on keeping somewhat lean. But nobody thinks you can justify letting yourself go this bad because you shit out a kid. Jesus, look at the back of those legs. Looks like the surface of the fucking MOON! I hear they have a cream now for that harsh a case of cellulite. And no, it's not ICE cream. That probably led to your situation in the first place...
And here's a picture of Jesus ACTUALLY jumping on a pogo stick, most likely due to these photos.
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