A Paris Hilton Impersonator?
My fears have been answered. A chick who's walking around in clubs, emulting that nasty assrag Paris Hilton, who ISN'T either paid by Hilton herself as a distraction, or a guy in drag. Actually, it could be a guy in drag, but I somehow seriously doubt it. Parents, you have my permission now to beat your children, if it keeps them from trying to fully become a talentless attention-seeker like Paris. You know, I remember my freshman college professor once asked me, "If Elvis Presley was so talented, then how come so many people could impersonate him?" Back then I thought he was a snide fuckwad for saying something like that. But now I think I get his point.
Now who's THIS chick supposed to be? A Tara Reid impersonator? I really wouldn't be seen around this bitch if I were you, honey. People might start to speculate shit like that...
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