Hey, look who's getting escorted into the building still wearing her sunglasses! It's
Paris Hilton. Wait, no it isn't. That's clearly an imposter. The telltale signs are pretty obvious. For starters, I don't think even Paris would walk around with her sunglasses at night, for fear of
lack of exposure. It sorta reminds of the time when Saddam Hussein was paying people to impersonate him during the most recent conflict in Iraq. Although Paris herself has committed altogether different crimes against humanity. Also I think that may be a dude. The fat dragqueen posing as her bodyguard is a dead giveaway...
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