Church gets elephantine gift from boyfriend
You know, a lot of guys can (and usually will) state that they gave their girlfriends a baby elephant for their birthday, as a phallic, sexual reference. So I'm sure Charlotte Church probably spread her legs in anticipation when her boyfriend said she had one coming. Little did she know he meant it in the literal sense. Due to her fondness for an 18-month-old named Naboo during a recent safari, he made plans to adopt it for her, although it seems she won't be putting a massive cage in her backyard anytime soon. Near as I can tell, Naboo will be staying in South Africa, so this is about as concrete as naming a fucking cloud or star after her. But I guess it's the thought that counts.
Source: Contact Music
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