Sadly, No Friends Reunion

01/27/06 - Posted in: Entertainment News - By: Celebrity Porn King




You Can’t have Any More Friends

All you 30-year-old fat chicks can kill yourselves now. The much speculated and anticipated Friends reunion is indeed a no-go. That means you’ll have to find something better to do than make a trashcan full of popcorn and warp your couch while you and your loser friends decide if Joey should get together with Phoebe. I know what you’re thinking, “But wait? Is $5 million not enough to get the cast back together or merely FOUR one-hour episodes?” You’d think it would be, but according to a spokesperson for Warner Brothers, there was never anything planned in the first place. Sorry bitches. The only time those fuckers will see another $5 million dollar check is when Publisher’s Clearing House steps up to their door. And I doubt that’ll happen, especially since I’ve been notified that I may have already won that prize. Man, I just knew that Field & Stream investment would eventually pay off!

Source: IMDB.COM





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