Kevin caught Paris-handed ?
Man, we spend a lot of time giving Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline a world of grief. But I honestly never thought the day would come when the two most useless fucks in Hollywood would end up in the same story. Not too long ago Britney was spotted in Vegas without her ring, and the reason for that is she caught K-Fed with a handful of Paris Hilton’s asscheek at Palms Casino. The furious mother of his child basically threw her wedding ring at him. Kevin, in his infinite wisdom, tried to explain to Britney that his cufflink got caught while giving Paris a friendly pat on the (lower) back. Huh. I hope you won’t be offended if NO other guy steals that lame fucking excuse, dude. I think I’ll just stick to the old trusty, “but honey, she had an ass-cramp and I was merely massaging it for her” line.
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