Depp tops IMDB search
Happy New Year, fuckers! I hope everyone got so surprisingly drunk that they didn't make a resolution this morning, per se, but the usual hovering over the toilet and promising never to drink that much again. At least for a few days...
Well, the news is pretty slow in the world. Tom Cruise is still expecting the Anti-Cruise to shit out that jackal-who-shall-be-known-as-Katie Holmes sooner or later, Red Sox traitor Johnny Damon cut his hair and beard off, and now looks like Jonathon Taylor Thomas on steroids, and Johnny Depp is the most searched actor in the Internet Movie Database. I'm not the least bit astounded by this info. The girl whose place I stayed at this weekend has her bathroom set up to where she can lay in the tub and stare at pictures of Depp while she Farrah Faucet's herself stupid. And let me tell you, it was pretty nice. Wait, forget I wrote that...
On a side-note, the most searched words on the Internet that directs you to The Feeding Tube is Keira+Knightley+nipple, or Keeley+Hazell+nipple. And yes, just 'nipple' is in the top ten of the keyword searches. In fact, I bet since I used that word in this particular article, dissappointed people will soon be directed in droves to the piece, which will contain no visual nipples. Oh well. Nipple.
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