Anna and Enrique getting a little wet together

01/05/06 - Posted in: Anna Kournikova - By: Celebrity Porn King


Ah, love. Isn't it grand? Well, it should be for these two, because I'm slowly but surely accepting the fact that Anna Kournikova isn't as hot as she used to be, and that Enrique gives her the semi-high hard one every night. She was never the most defined athlete you ever saw, but that was cool, because she was cuddly-looking. And back in the day I was more than happy to cuddle with her for at least 9 whole minutes before I ran to the kitchen and made a sandwich. But judging her looks by these pictures alone, I'd say she's exceeding the cuddly-factor and going straight into Dumpy-ville. But that might just be the unflattering lifejacket and bun in her hair. Oh well, her ass still looks nice, even if it is only because her swimsuit is riding up it. Even accidental thongs give me major wood.

You know, the funny thing is Mike and I were looking at these pics shortly before I posted this article, and he told me he hopes to be reincarnated as a Waverunner. I think if I had a choice during reincarnation, I'd rather they make me King of Asscrackistan...










I'm not sure I'd want to drive around the whole time sitting on my leg like Enrique seems to be doing. I'd be a little afraid of squishing my nuts should I run across a wake. But I guess that's not that big of a problem for him.





This is an interesting shot, with the way Anna's legs are positioned. It makes me imagine this is what it would look like if you were laying on the ground and looking up through a gynecologist's translucent examination table. Needless to say, I'm quite comfortable with this mindset.





"That's right, bitches. TWO WHOLE INCHES of manhood, and it's all mine!!!

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