So what did YOU do for Christmas?
While most of us went to see our dreaded family and engorged ourselves on food (y'know, the time-honored traditions,) celebrities choose this time to go on vacations. It makes sense in a way, though. Celebs know we plebians are too busy watching our grandparents get drunk and calling our cousins losers while staying in a domestic setting, so no one is bothering them on the beaches. For instance, the Hilton sisters enjoyed the holidays in Maui, and Ricky Martin apparently has confirmed our suspicions whilst sunning and funning in the French Carribean. Looks like he's living La Vida Scrota, after all...
I don't care WHAT kind of "cultural perspective" you try and use to defend Ricky and pal's actions in this photo, working out on the beach with another guy in Speedos just isn't hetero-activity...
It appears the motto for this French Carribean island is "What Happens in St. Barthelemey's, Happens to be GAY."
Judging from the guy's need for digging his swimsuit out of his cornhole, it appears Ricky is the GIVER, and not the TAKER. So I guess he's got THAT going for him, at least...
Okay, I know Ricky's just doing a little Muay Thai in this picture, but that angle just looks wrong...
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