Keira Knightley is not a good cook
British actress Keira Knightley is, brace yourselves, NOT good when it comes to the culinary arts. She looks forward every year to the festivities and alimentations that come along with the season, but hates being reminded of her cook-tardedness. Well, that's a big surprise to no one, dumbass. Skinny fuckers can't cook worth a shit. If I have to live by one rule, and one ONLY, it's never eat food made by a beanpole, and never get your hair cut from a bald person. Also, I'd avoid getting your hair cut by Oriental women too, if I were you. Unless you like bowl-cuts.
I bet Keira could burn water...
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