Jim Carrey is a fucking nutcase
We all know Jim Carrey for his over-the-top antics, but there might be evidence that he really IS crazy. You see, Jim is so obcessed with the number 23 that he's opted to star as a dogcatcher in a movie called The Number 23. His predilection for the number stems from a conspiracy theory dated back to 1723 AD by Adam Weishaupt, another brain donor who revived the Illuminati and focused on the number 23, and its fellow conspiracy numbers 5 (2+3) and 17 (1+7=8 and 2 to the 3rd power is 8.) The number is said to repeat itself many times in the history of the world. Here are just a few examples:
William Shakespeare was born and died on April 23rd, and Kurt Cobain was born in 1967 (1+9+6+7=23) and died in 1994 (1+9+9+4=Guess what? That's right, 23.)
The average lunar (and menstrual) cycle is 28 days (23+5.) Freaky, isn't it?
River Phoenix and Keith Moon, who both died of drug overdoses, were born on August 23rd, and David Giffen of Skinny Puppy died on this date. Man, this is too weird, despite the fact that I bet ALOT of people happened to be born and die on this particular date...
There are only 23 people allowed in an AOL chatroom, and the binary equivalent of 10111 is 23, which has 5 digits. Oh, and the standard TCP/IP for Telnet is 23. Isn't that fascinating? Geeks.
Okay, I can see through the screen that all of your eyes are glazing over, and you've begun to consider scrolling around for the Babes articles. So let me just say that while a few occurances of the number 23 are somewhat interesting, most of the shit it pertains to is merely coincidence. And some instances seem a little deliberate. Besides Jim, considering your last few movies, I would have thought you were obsessed with the number 2. Oh yeah, I went there.
By the way, if you count all the words in this article, you'll find that the number is divisible by 23, which is a lie. Don't fucking count the words in this shit piece...
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