Jessica Alba Gallery
It's Friday, and usually I take this time to do a service for you guys out there by posting nude photos of beautiful women. You see, I'm a firm believer in the maxim that you have to pull one out before you hit the clubs, lest ye be succumbed to the over-anxious need to jiz out seconds into the game when you manage to get a new piece of ass. But I'm also a realist in the fact that most of the guys who come on here to look at beautiful and scantily-clad women think a breast feels like an LCD screen. So that, coupled with my affection (okay, more like ERECTION) for Jessica Alba brings you this gallery of our favorite movie star.
Just about every time I've ever posted pics of Jessica I accompanied it with a rant on how much I'd love to see her naked. But lately I've been trying to 'walk a mile in another man's mocassins,' so to speak. So I ask myself, "if I were dating Jessica Alba (which would be AWESOME,) how would I feel about her posing naked?" And the answer is, "you might as well take pictures of her naked, because if I were dating her, she'd rarely be wearing clothes anyway." Excuse me while I kiss the sky...
See? Now anyone who can almost pull off wearing pink clamdiggers has to be the hottest babe around. I said ALMOST...
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