Grandpa Iglesias to become a father again?

Julio Iglesias Sr., age 90, the father and grandfather of famous crooners Julio and Enrique, is expecting his newest child from his 43-year-old wife. Now, normally a respected journalist would start throwing out interesting tidbits like how Enrique will have a great uncle 31 years younger than him, and shit like that. Luckily for you guys, I'm not one of them, because the only thing I found interesting about this piece is that Julio Iglesias Sr. is a retired gynecologist.

I can't seem to be able to fathom what compels a man to become medically trained to fix a woman's vagina. Sure it sounds good when you tell all your buddies that's your career ambition in high school, but chances are you haven't even been any where near a vagina yet. I myself never blurted out stupid shit like that, and I always made an effort to explain to these guys that if a woman were to need the services of a gynecologist it isn't because they're worried about their pussy being too pretty. No, more than likely it's because they've got an unlimited supply of salad and bread coming out of their twats, and I really don't mean to make that sound like they've got an Olive Garden down there. Of course, now I realize I was wasting my time explaining this to these guys, because anyone who makes ridiculous statements like "I'm gonna be a gynecologist when I grow up" probably doesn't have the brain activity it takes to become Dr. Toilet-scrubber at Shitstick Enterprises.

So why would a male want to be a gynecologist? I'd think a woman would be much more comfortable with another woman greasing up her fingers and going downtown for the sake of inspection and not pleasure. And this is assuming she takes her wedding ring off first. I don't know. Maybe some women like the notion of a strange man staring inches away from their muffs and feigning empathy for their horrific cramps. Perhaps I could ask my sister's gynecologist, Dr. Johnny Wood, these questions. And the first question? Why Johnny Wood? Frankly a name like that makes him sound like a cat-grabber.

And what are the tell-tale signs I may have noticed when it comes to male twat-docs? Small hands. They all seem to have them. And we all know what they say about guys with small hands, don't we? Maybe there's your answer. Guy's basically trying to toss a hot-dog through a hallway when it comes to sex, so he may want to have an intricate knowledge of the vagina so he won't get lost.. Makes sense to me. It also explains why Julio Sr.'s grandson has been looking around for tinier condoms...

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