Go get tested, Kate...
This day and age we all know what to do and NOT do when it come to the risk of contracting the AIDS virus. But some people tend to look past that as they feel their egos make them better than a simple retrovirus. Unfortunately AIDS doesn't discriminate; just ask Magic Johnson. Kate Moss' former boyfriend and tremendous asshat, Pete Doherty, might have put her in a position to realize such a truth. You see, Pete's drug dealer is HIV-positive, and though they never shared needles, they do tend to keep them in the same glass. And something tells me if your system's full of horse you never know which needle is which, and most likely you don't care.
So, here's the deal, Kate. Go get your skinny ass tested quick, because if you've got the virus, you need to work quick to maintain it. You're not exactly the epitome of health right now. As far as the rest of you, I know that bad-boy image guys like Doherty convey is considered mad-sexy, but there's a possibility they are just idiot vacuums for the AIDS virus. Avoid them like , well, the PLAGUE. Here, let's break down the difference between a bad-boy and an AIDS-iot:
This is Pete Doherty. He's rude, constantly on some form of mind-altering substance, and he altogether sucks as a human being.
PROGNOSIS: probably already has AIDS.
This is Kevin Federline. He knocks up famous women and uses them to fund his growing need to be an expensive little bitch.
PROGNOSIS: we sincerely hope he gets AIDS.
This is Clay Aiken. He's every mother's dream. He works with retarded kids and sings Disneyesque songs.
PROGNOSIS: by my theory, he won't get AIDS. But he should curb some suspicious tendencies (if you catch my drift...)
This is Colin Ferrell. He's a whiskey-soaked dickhead with big eyebrows and an even bigger pain in the ass.
PROGNOSIS: Tastes like AIDS.
This is the Fatterdaysaint. He insults famous people, drinks excessively, but is generally a nice guy. He's a bad-boy, but not an idiot.
PROGNOSIS: Still doesn't have AIDS.
There you have it, women. Go for the AIDS-less bad boys like me and Clay Aiken. But good luck trying with Clay. Maybe he's a sucker for fag-hags...
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