Federline wants 125 million

K-Fed has decided the idea of divorcing him could cost Britney 125 million. This, coupled with a few other decisions, has got me thinking the deadbeat fuck-up might be smarter than we give him credit for. Let's backtrack through their relationship. Despite her KNOWING he's married with a child and one one the way, he convinces Britney to allow herself to be viewed as a homewrecker and start seeing him. Afterwards he convinces her that their love is so strong, a prenup would be insulting. Then, in an effort to further her descent into white trashdom, they have a plastic chair wedding replete with matching tracksuits for the wedding party (and you just KNOW there were Jello shots at the reception.) And now that he knocked her up, he's taken the liberty to show his true colors as a mooching pothead who'd rather shell out hundreds of Britney's dollars on Cristal at the club than stay home and relieve his wife of diaper-duty. Now, he's finally got her pissed enough that she's pondering divorce, and you just know he's relaxing in an expensive hotel room, twiddling his thumbs and belting out an evil laugh after saying, "My plan is almost complete. Now I'll be a millionaire bachelor, and never have to kiss that cottage-cheese ass ever AGAIN! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!"

Aside from the speculation of what Kevin's thinking in his luxury hotel suite, every single one of those actions are what convinces me that this was all part of an elaborate scheme. Either Kevin is a convincing and manipulative bastard, or Britney is a brainless and horrible judge of character; my money leans more toward the latter. That being said, here's what I think Britney should do. Refuse to be the one who initially calls for a divorce, and find out what he has to do that California law will consider grounds enough for a divorce that WON'T entitle him to half her estate. Or better yet, hire radical Muslim suicide-bombers as Kevin's bodyguards. Or an even better idea would be to just divorce him, and learn to live without that extra cash at least until you make another shitty monotoned album that 13-year-old girls will blow all their allowance on. Any of those decisions should work, because in the long run you already sunk yourself into a deep pit, one far deeper than Kevin's dick had to endure...

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