See-through Thursday
Wow, today has gotten off on the right foot! I woke up at the crack of noon with a hang-around (I call it a 'hang-around' because there's nothing OVER about it.) Then I have to limp my way around the back yard to feed the dogs, and no amount of hydrocodone can dull the pain of putting pressure on a broken foot. But chasing it down with tequila sure helps. So after my healthy breakfast of drugs and alcohol, I sit down and get ready to verbally beat the living shit out of celebrities. When lo and behold, not one but TWO celebs graced us with see-through tops! Britney Spears and Victoria Beckham, you've just made my fucking day...
Okay, we start with Britney. I'm not sure whether to call those high-beams or low-beams. But one thing is for sure; the bitch could cut glass with those nipples. What the hell is that shirt made of, cellophane?
Now, onto Posh Spice. About 8 years ago, I would have made a sexual innuendo about that first sentence. Now, I'm more mature and Victoria is more aged and weathered. But that chest of hers is new. Thank God these celebs never get the memo that a flash-bulb tends to be like X-ray on black fabrics.
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Okay, we start with Britney. I'm not sure whether to call those high-beams or low-beams. But one thing is for sure; the bitch could cut glass with those nipples. What the hell is that shirt made of, cellophane?
Now, onto Posh Spice. About 8 years ago, I would have made a sexual innuendo about that first sentence. Now, I'm more mature and Victoria is more aged and weathered. But that chest of hers is new. Thank God these celebs never get the memo that a flash-bulb tends to be like X-ray on black fabrics.
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