Scarlett to play Amazonian.
Scarlett Johannson is slated to play an Amazonian in an upcoming movie. And let me be the first to say WHO GIVES A SHIT? We've been wanting to see them titties for quite some time, and despite every B-movie I've seen involving Amazon women, I highly doubt this one will deliver the babyfeeder shots. It's sad that the closest I've seen you naked is this side-tit scene in the photo above and when you could see the shadow of your asscrack in Lost in Translation. I even suffered through Girl With a Pearl Earring in hopes that you might shed some of that unnecessary clothing. But NOOO, you couldn't even spread them wide for a classy movie, could you?
I'm sorry, I'm dumping all over you. Tell you what. Just whip out one tit in this movie, and I'll forgive you, ya little tease...
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