Shit like this really pisses me off. I'm a HUGE advocate for safe driving, especially since I tend to be on the road quite a bit. And it just chafes my taint when I see stupid bitches doing all sorts of shit that keeps their eyes off the road while driving. Never mind the fact that I think the Sidekick is a pointless accessory nowadays. The only good use I can even find for it is if you're bored in class and want to do something that keeps you awake while your teacher rambles on in a monotonous voice. But if you absolutely MUST talk to someone behind the wheel, get a fucking Bluetooth for your phone; DON'T chickenpeck at a miniature QWERTY keyboard. Your fucking car has enough distractive bells and whistles. Besides Jess, we all know you're not the most absorbant tampon in the box. Using the two functioning brain cells we're aware of might be better spent on trying not to crash into someone.
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