Jessica Alba walking
I'm not sure what this movie is that she's working on, but since I'm not seeing leather, a bikini, or -God-willing- a leather bikini, I'm assuming this is just some serious acting role. The plot is probably about these evil scientists who try and take over the world by dressing Jessica up as a fucking librarian and depressing men and lesbians worldwide. But their plot is foiled by my over-active imagination, and the fact that even just her face causes me to have a mammoth erection. Hmm, maybe it's better that she not do nude scenes due the possibility that it might cause my helmet to pop off. Ah, screw it. It's totally worth the risk...
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