Hilton mom's teenage pictures on Ebay
Kathy Hilton, famous for shitting out Paris and Nicky, had taken a nice little spread-eagle photograph along with others back when she was a teenager, and now her ex-boyfriend is trying to get some money off of it via eBay. The photos show a young Kathy who Nicky definitely takes after in various poses, all of which were deemed too "racy" by Star magazine. I assume "racy" is a pat response they shell out when they just don't give a fuck about something. Like,
"Look, Liv Tyler's fat sister just robbed a caramel factory! Should we write an article?"
"No, it's too racy *wink wink*..."
So with that in mind, why did I write this editorial? Simple. Since she's older than dirt now, I can tell you I would have boned the living shit out of teenaged Kathy. I would have totally given her anal, because I bet she would have feigned more interest than her oldest daughter did...
By the way, at the time this article was written, the bid was up to $199. Better hurry and get it while it's still useless!
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