Couple tries to market "Jesus Juice."
An L.A. couple are tempting the heavens and the King by trying to copyright a merlot named after the famous remark made by Michael Jackson. Jesus Juice, the title Jacko gave for the wine he used to lure minors into his God-bed and get them to fondle his Holy-nutsack, is currently being filed to trademark by Westlake and Rheins. I'm just glad I don't like merlot. God knows I don't need an ANOTHER alcoholic beverage that not only makes my head swimmingly drunk, but gives me the uncomfortable feeling of a formerly afrocentic Black man with his hands down my pants, and the self-disgust that I'm only doing it for large sums of money. Wait, forget I said that...
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