Wilson named Hollywood's Hottest Bachelor.
Owen Wilson beat out a very thin list to be crowned Hollywood's Hottest Bachelor. In related news, Paris Hilton lazy-eyed her way into the title of Holywood's Most-Talented Actress, and I won the accolades of being known as the Internet's Most Sober Ranter.
Seriously, Owen Wilson? The guy who looks like he was hit actross the face with a shovel? And don't give me that shit about how women prefer humor over looks. If that were true, Stephen Wright would have a stink-finger list over a mile long. And we all know that's bullshit...
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