Tara Reid is not so bad...

10/18/05 - Posted in: Tara Reid - By: Celebrity Porn King




I've been catching a little flack lately about being hateful toward just about every celebrity that doesn't give me an erection. So, just to prove that's hardly the truth, I'm going to do something deemed unheard of in the pop-culture-bashing world: I'm going to defend Tara Reid.

I'm not going to make jokes about her breasts actually being balloons of heroin.

I refuse to take cheap shots at her vagina being wider than the Marianas Trench.

You won't catch me poking fun at her beady little eyes and pouty ass-sucking lips.

In fact, shame on you guys. Who here hasn't gotten completely fucked-up before going to a party and accidently revealed their hideous scar from a botched tit-job? Yeah, that's what I thought...very few of you...

So there you go. Turns out I CAN be nice if I try hard enough.






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