Jodie Foster is a vain control-freak. "What a surprise!" said no one...
It seems Jodie Foster doesn't autograph pictures of herself if she doesn't like them. She'll even go so far as to rip up the photo, and have her bodyguard give the person a more recent head shot of her. Well, I've got to say in all honesty, that is the DUMBEST thing I've ever heard. I'd totally understand if she refused to autograph say, a screen-shot of her getting gang-plugged in the movie The Accused. But if a fan wants her to autograph his or her favorite picture, then ripping it up is a direct insult.
Look Jodie, you're not the best-looking person in the world. Not even close, really. So you'll just have to suck it up if some of your photos show off the crow's feet a bit too much. She claims she got the idea from Robert DeNiro. Well guess what? They're not all gems with him either. Who really gives a shit if your homely ass doesn't dig the way you looked in Freaky Friday? Sign the god damn picture, you fucking puppet.
The next time I see her, I'm going to try and get her to sign a picture of Ronald Reagan's grave...
RELATED POSTS:
|
|
|
|
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
 |
 |
|
|
|
 |
 |
|
|
|
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
|
|
 |
 |
 |
 |
||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
|
||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
 |
|
|
|
|