Remember a few years back when Nicole Richie was getting really skinny and looked fucking horrible? Well all that’s past now that she’s had a baby and her body looks fucking awesome. Here are some pictures of her in a sexy red bikini on the beach recently, and I think it’s the best she’s looked in a long time.

Some pictures of Nicole Richie popped up recently of her wearing some skin tight black pants showing off her awesome ass. I mean, these couldn’t be any better unless she was naked. And she just had a baby too? Jesus must love that girl.

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These are pretty old topless and upskirt pictures of Nicole Richie, but they are definitely worth seeing again.

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Nicole Richie is back on the beach, and we are back reporting and posting her newest bikini candids. You can still see her rib cage, but something about these is very appealing.

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Check out these bikini pictures of Nicole Richie and her boyfriend. She has a flat ass and one of the skinniest bodies I’ve ever seen. Would I still fuck her? Absolutely.

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I know you’ve been all waiting for the day that we could show you some Nicole Richie upskirt pictures, and today’s that day. I know she looks like a stick figure, but she’d still be worth a go in the sack.

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Holy shit, we have an exclusive! Nicole Richie actually eats a WHOLE FUCKING BITE OF PIZZA! This is probably more food than she has consumed in the last 6 months! Way to go Nicole you are definitely on the road to recovery!

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If Nicole Richie would just gain a few pounds of booty, she would be one of the hottest women on earth. Maybe we should all pitch in and send her a year’s supply of sandwiches, maybe that would help. I love this hippie look that she has going on in these pictures, the things I would do to get her and Paris Hilton in the sack together at the same time.

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Mischa Barton and Nicole Richie apparently are good friends and recently went to the beach together. Now normally beach bikini candids are a good thing, but lately Nicole Richie in a bathing suit has been anything but hot. Sure I’d still let Mr. Penis jump her, just to say that he did, but she is starting to look like a starving Ethiopian child, and it’s a bit of a turn off. However Mischa looks pretty good in a bikini but unfortunately, there wasn’t enough pictures of her, just a bunch of Nicole making out with her dog.

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Nicole Richie is dwindling away to nothing. Soon she will be nothing more than an exoskeleton walking around shoving diet pills down her tiny throat hoping with all her might that she’ll lose a few pounds.

Oh God, I hope she succeeds.

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Here are the pictures of Nicole Richie in new Vanity Fair, the one where she admits to be too thin. She may be thin, but I’d still let my penis go a few rounds with her booty.

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Everyone has been speculating for months now that Nicole Richie must be on some sort of drugs because of her recent loss weight. But if she does take drugs it’s obviously not Marijuana which is being offered to her in this picture. Because we all know that Marijuana would give you the munchies and munchies if anything would only help her gain weight. Personally if she was my girlfriend I’d have her smoking pot 24/7 so she could gain back the sexy curves that she once had.

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Nicole Richie better eat something fast. She’s just about fucking invisible.

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I don’t care what you haters say, Nicole Richie is hot. These pictures that I’m posting today, show her titties (and her nipple rings) and bare ass, which looks quite scrumptious. I’m not sure when these pictures were taken but I want to think that they were taken BEFORE she lost all of her weight. If you look closely her tummy looks a little meaty, and that ass looks like a T-bone steak!

Nicole Richie is way too thin. I’ve had these pictures of her in my inbox for a week or so now, and just now got around to posting them. They are from a magazine called “Tatler” and they are decent pictures of her, but she is just way too skinny.

The bitch definitely needs to eat a sandwich.

Here's a glimpse at Nicole Richie's drastic weight loss over the years. I've got something long and tubular for you to put in your mouth, Nic. It's called a burrito. I'll admit she looked her best in December of 2004, which is where she should have stopped. Now she looks like a fucking woodpecker...

Oh God, no Hollywood. Please don't tell me you put this hack in a movie. What kind of casting director takes a look at someone whose only claim to fame is she's the daughter of a guy who won his last Grammy 20 years ago and whose ex-BFF is the town bicycle? Remember when actors and actresses had to bust their ass waiting tables at the California Pizza Kitchen before they got their big break?

But here's the beauty part. She's been cast as a high-school cheerleader! Boy, you've to have the artistic vision of Mister-fucking-Magoo to see her as ideal for a role like that. Look, I grew up in a small town, and our cheerleaders weren't the best-looking girls; most of them in fact looked pretty rough. Two of them actually admitted to being lesbians after graduation, which I thought was tremendously brave and sexy of them. But every single one of them had muscle tone and could fill out their bloomers nicely. Nicole Richie does not match either one of these criteria.

I might have seen a semblance of star quality in her back when she actually had a little meat on her bones. But now she looks like a bobble-head with a chicken beak for a nose. Seriously, what are these starlets thinking when they drop half their body weight? "You know, I'll just ooze sex appeal if I look more like a cadaver?" I don't know. Maybe I'm looking at it the wrong way. Maybe they're all closet Star Wars freaks, and this is the best way for them to fit in their C-3PO costumes.