Mary Kate Olsen Thong Peek
Mary Kate Olsen shows off her sexy thong while whoring through the airport. You can see all of the pictures here.
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The Olsen Twins Are Whores
The Olsen Twins are whores. They must have graduated top of their class in Paris Hilton’s “How To Be A Whore In Hollywood” – because they seem to get around with the greatest of ease. I also can’t understand the fascination with celebrity whores and huge, ugly white emo-style glasses that they seem to look so cool. Every time I see a chick with these kinds of glasses on, I vomit into a bag and throw it all over the nearest news stand I can find.
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Olsen Twins invest in cake shop.
Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen have dug into their deep pockets and invested $2 million toward their favorite LA cake shop, Sweet Lady Jane. In fact, they're so excited about their new business venture they're coming up with suggestions for new cakes and presenting them to the company's founder, Jane Lockhart. Oh, to be a fly on the wall at these brainstorm sessions.
MARY-KATE: Hey Ashley.
ASHLEY: What's up, Mary-Kate?
MARY-KATE: You know what would make a killer cake? Red velvet and Strawberry mixed together! Heehee!
ASHLEY: Oh my GAWD! You are SOOO right! We could even put candy inside the cake mix! Heehee!
MARY-KATE: Oh wow! What about Skittles? Heehee!
ASHLEY: Wow! That would be SOOO delicious! I bet it would smell good too! Heehee!
MARY-KATE: I TOTALLY agree! Heehee!
ASHLEY: I bet we could even create a PERFUME that smells like that! Heehee!
MARY-KATE: Well, I imagine with the research and development expenses involved with the recreation of that exact fragrance, coupled with group test studies, the cost-effectiveness of preparation might not be profitable after marketing and indefinite public acceptance...
ASHLEY: ...?
MARY-KATE: Uh, I mean...heehee!
JANE: God, I need a drink...
Read the article here
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Mary-Kate Olsen quits college...
So it's official. Mary-Kate Olsen has left NYU in order to pursue personal interests. Don't do it Ashley! I mean Mary-Kate, sorry. Don't quit taking your courses at NYU. Sure the classes are hard, and the cafeteria food makes you want to puke after every meal. But I'll give you a little advice my father gave me, "You're going to fuck up your life." Granted, my fall-back occupation was freelance videography as opposed to running a multi-million dollar company, and my 'personal interests' involved getting more skilled at drinking. But it's still pretty sound advice.
Read the article here...
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