Lindsay Lohan Panty Upskirt Flash

02/05/10 - Posted in: Lindsay Lohan - By: Celebrity Porn King


Here is a new panty upskirt picture of Lindsay Lohan taken recently as she excited a car with a bag full of pills.







Lindsay Lohan Looks Like A Slut

01/26/10 - Posted in: Lindsay Lohan - By: Celebrity Porn King


Wow. Check out these sexy see through pictures of Lindsay Lohan showing off her sexy nipples and ass in the March 2010 issue of Loaded magazine. She looks incredibly slutty – just the way I like her.







Lindsay Lohan Bikini Ass Pictures

01/03/10 - Posted in: Lindsay Lohan - By: Celebrity Porn King


I posted some pictures of this skank, Lindsay Lohan, a few days ago, and these are apparently some other bikini pictures of her taken on the same yacht, however this time she managed to show off her beer belly and sexy little ass.







Lindsay Lohan Sexy Black Bikini Pictures

01/02/10 - Posted in: Lindsay Lohan - By: Celebrity Porn King


Here are some new bikini pictures of Lindsay Lohan taken in the streets of St. Barthelemy recently, which makes these the first official bikini candids of her for 2010.







Lindsay Lohan Nude

12/10/09 - Posted in: Lindsay Lohan - By: Celebrity Porn King


Lindsay Lohan did some racy photo shoot recently and she actually got naked, showing off more of her body than she ever has before.

Check out the pictures here.







Lindsay Lohan And Her Shopping Boobs

10/23/09 - Posted in: Lindsay Lohan - By: Celebrity Porn King


I would love to have a chance to get Lindsay Lohan in bed. I bet she would be extremely wild after a few cocktails and a few lines of cocaine. I think she has an incredible body, and these new pictures of her shopping showing off her sexy cleavage, help justify my thoughts. I think you can even see a bit of nipple in these pictures, but then again, maybe not.







Lindsay Lohan Nip Slip

10/21/09 - Posted in: Lindsay Lohan - By: Celebrity Porn King


Some new Lindsay Lohan nip slip pictures are up on the celebrity nip slip, and I have to be honest here: Lindsay Lohan looks horrible.

Check out the nip slip pictures here.







Lindsay Lohan White Bikini Candids

09/01/09 - Posted in: Lindsay Lohan - By: Celebrity Porn King


Wow, Lindsay Lohan looks great in these new bikini pictures of her that surfaced today. I always thought she was pretty hot, except for her weird positioned belly button, but she has a really nice body. Hopefully the rumors are true and she does poses nude for Playboy later this year.







Lindsay Lohan Bikini Top Pictures

08/13/09 - Posted in: Lindsay Lohan - By: Celebrity Porn King


I know she’s been in rehab a few times and dates dykes, but I still think Lindsay Lohan has one incredible body. Here are some new pictures on her on the set of the movie ‘Machete’ wearing a sexy bikini Top. Enjoy.







Lindsay Lohan Seeks More Attention In Hawaii

04/29/09 - Posted in: Lindsay Lohan - By: Celebrity Porn King


So Lindsay Lohan is still showing herself off all over Hawaii, as you can see by these pictures of her that surfaced today.

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Lindsay Lohan White Bikini Pictures

04/27/09 - Posted in: Lindsay Lohan - By: Celebrity Porn King


So lately people have been wondering if Lindsay Lohan is getting too skinny and is crying out for help after her recent break up and from living her hard life of being a famous Hollywood attention whore, and frankly I don’t give a fuck. She still looks hot enough to have sex with, and that’s really all that matters to me. Regardless, some new bikini pictures of her surfaced today and they are worth checking out.

See them all here.







Lindsay Lohan New Year Bikini Pictures

01/01/09 - Posted in: Lindsay Lohan - By: Celebrity Porn King


Here are some brand new bikini pictures of Lindsay Lohan on the beach in Miami showing off her incredible body for the New Year.

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Lindsay Lohan And Her Lesbian Pokies

10/08/08 - Posted in: Lindsay Lohan - By: Celebrity Porn King


Lindsay Lohan has some of the hottest tits in Hollywood. Just look at these pictures of her showing off her sexy rock hard pokies in a see through black top and her bottle shaped body. I would swim through shark infested waters to soap those puppies up.

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Lindsay Lohan Black Bikini PIctures

10/02/08 - Posted in: Lindsay Lohan - By: Celebrity Porn King


Lindsay Lohan and hey dyke girlfriend are still on vacation and still showing themselves off for the paparazzi in bikinis. Yes, they are huge attention whores and this lesbian relationship is probably just a huge publicity, attention whore stunt, but hopefully at the very least we get a lesbian sex tape out of it.







Lindsay Lohan And Her Girlfriend Bikini Pictures

10/01/08 - Posted in: Lindsay Lohan - By: Celebrity Porn King


Today more pictures of Lindsay Lohan and her girlfriend popped up over at Hollywood Backwash and these are even better than the ones yesterday.

Check them out here.







Lindsay Lohan And Samantha Ronson Bikini Pictures

09/30/08 - Posted in: Lindsay Lohan - By: Celebrity Porn King


Some bikini pictures of Lindsay Lohan and her bull dyke girlfriend, Samantha Ronson popped up today and as always Lindsay Lohan looks fucking amazing, but her husband – not so much.

Check out the pictures here.







Lindsay Lohan Is A Sexy Sex Kitten

07/21/08 - Posted in: Lindsay Lohan - By: Celebrity Porn King


Is Lindsay Lohan a dirty whore? Yes. Does that change the fact that I would love to get her alone on a deserted island sometime? No. I think she’s hot as fuck, and to be honest, her being a party girl who likes to sleep around is music to my ears. Lindsay, if she ever read this – drop me a line and I’d be happy to charter us a trip to nowhere.







Lindsay Lohan ZOO Magazine Pictures

06/29/08 - Posted in: Lindsay Lohan - By: Celebrity Porn King


These supposedly are pictures from a ZOO magazine photoshoot that Lindsay Lohan did. I don’t have any actual proof and it seems weird that she would be featured in ZOO because usually all they feature is British chicks. Regardless, she looks fucking stunning in these pictures. These must have been taken during her partying days, back when she was extremely slutty and fuckable.







Lindsay Lohan MTV Movie Award Upskirt Picture

06/02/08 - Posted in: Lindsay Lohan - By: Celebrity Porn King


Our good friends over at Hollywood Sleazy snagged the only up skirt from the MTV movie awards last night that belonged to Lindsay Lohan.







Lindsay Lohan Panty Upskirt Pictures

05/25/08 - Posted in: Lindsay Lohan - By: Celebrity Porn King


So while Lindsay Lohan was busy getting her lesbian freak on at Cannes over the weekend, she got caught by the paparazzi off guard and now we have some new up skirt pictures of her to fantasize over until her lesbian sex tape gets leaked onto the internet.







Lindsay Lohan Black Bikini Candids

05/25/08 - Posted in: Lindsay Lohan - By: Celebrity Porn King


Here are some new bikini candids of our favorite resident rehab celebrity attention whore, Lindsay Lohan.

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Lindsay Lohan Sex Tape Video

03/22/08 - Posted in: Lindsay Lohan - By: Celebrity Porn King


Today the celebrity sleaze site celebrityBETA.com posted a video that is supposed to be the Lindsay Lohan blowjob sex tape that was rumored to be leaked onto the internet this week. It’s a cell phone video and it’s pretty grainy, but who knows, I guess it could be her.

Check out the video here.







Lindsay Lohan Blowjob Sex Tape Picture

03/19/08 - Posted in: Lindsay Lohan - By: Celebrity Porn King


I love celebrity sleaze. There is always some type of celebrity sex tape scandal going on and this week there is no exception. First the Kristen Davis sex tape and nude pictures surfaced, and now this is supposedly a picture of Lindsay Lohan giving some lucky guy a blowjob. I guess it kind of looks like her, but at this stage in the game, who really knows. Hopefully though, more pictures and, keep your fingers crossed here, a blowjob sex tape will surface. We can only hope.







Lindsay Lohan Nude And Topless Pictures As Marilyn Monroe

02/18/08 - Posted in: Lindsay Lohan - By: Celebrity Porn King


It looks like Lindsay Lohan finally decided it was time to show the world her huge boobs by posing topless in a recreation of an old Marilyn Monroe.

Check out the pictures here.







Lindsay Lohan Almost Shows Us Up Her Skirt

02/11/08 - Posted in: Lindsay Lohan - By: Celebrity Porn King


Here are some almost upskirt pictures of one of our favorite celebrity trash whores, Lindsay Lohan. I might have to wear a dozen condoms but I’d fucking love to get up under her skirt and into those panties.

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Lindsay Lohan Shows Off Her Panties

01/22/08 - Posted in: Lindsay Lohan - By: Celebrity Porn King


These have been all over the internet, but just in case you haven’t seen them, here are the wardrobe malfunction pictures of Lindsay Lohan showing off her sexy ass and panties.

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Lindsay Lohan Airbrushed Sexy

12/03/07 - Posted in: Lindsay Lohan - By: Celebrity Porn King


Lindsay Lohan blows my mind in this photoshoot. It’s not only the fact that she’s airbrushed more than any woman in history, but the fact that she doesn’t look sleazy hot; she looks elegant hot. A big step up for her.







Lindsay Lohan Panty Upskirt Pictures

11/12/07 - Posted in: Lindsay Lohan - By: Celebrity Porn King


Here are some brand new panty upskirt pictures of Lindsay Lohan. She’s only been out of rehab a short time and looks better than she ever has.

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Lindsay Lohan Bikini Candids With Sexy Ankle Bracelet

07/31/07 - Posted in: Lindsay Lohan - By: Celebrity Porn King


These were featured on Hollywood Backwash a week or so ago, but I couldn’t help to post them. Lindsay Lohan is really skyrocketing on my top 10 list of celebrities I want to fuck because she is looking better than she has ever before.

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Lindsay Lohan Looks Fucking Hot In Red

07/23/07 - Posted in: Lindsay Lohan - By: Celebrity Porn King


Lindsay Lohan is sober and you can definitely tell because her body is coming back nicely. Her curves are coming back and that’s enough for me to put her back on my top 10 list of celebrities I want to fuck. Good job Lindsay.

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Lindsay Lohan Radar Magazine Pictures

07/11/07 - Posted in: Lindsay Lohan - By: Celebrity Porn King


Lindsay Lohan is looking smoking hot lately; rehab must be doing her a world of good. Here she is in the June/July issue of Radar magazine where she tales aim at the paparazzi.

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Lindsay Lohan Knows How To Work A Stripper Pole

07/10/07 - Posted in: Lindsay Lohan - By: Celebrity Porn King


Lindsay Lohan plays a stripper in an upcoming movie called “I Know Who Killed Me” and we scored a few screen caps from the movie that show her working the pole like the naughty girl that she is.



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Lindsay Lohan In A Bikini On The 4th Of July

07/06/07 - Posted in: Lindsay Lohan - By: Celebrity Porn King


Here are some new bikini candids of Lindsay Lohan on the 4th of July. In some of the pictures she looks like she has a bit of a belly – and it looks like she’s enjoying a nice water cocktail. Either way, I bet she’s way more fun drunk and fat.

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Lindsay Lohan Nip Slip Pictures At The Beach

05/13/07 - Posted in: Lindsay Lohan - By: Celebrity Porn King



Here are some brand new nip slip pictures of Lindsay Lohan at the beach with her new boyfriend. He gets her in the ocean and then casually slips down her bikini top to let the paparazzi get some good shots of her luscious nipple. I bet he got paid pretty fucking good.

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Lindsay Lohan Pokies

05/10/07 - Posted in: Lindsay Lohan - By: Celebrity Porn King


Here are some new pictures of Lindsay Lohan’s pokies. And for those of you that actually think that she doesn’t have fake tits are in heavy denial. You can always tell fake ones when the nipples point straight up.

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Lindsay Lohan And Her Delicious Pokies

03/29/07 - Posted in: Lindsay Lohan - By: Celebrity Porn King


Here are some Lindsay Lohan pokies for you all to enjoy. She isn’t my favorite celebrity, I hate whiney ass celebrities who go into rehab because they’ve had a few drinks. It’s all for attention, and Lindsay Lohan is quite the Attention Whore.

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Lindsay Lohan Upskirt Pictures

02/05/07 - Posted in: Lindsay Lohan - By: Celebrity Porn King


Lindsay Lohan fresh out of rehab, decides to go hang out with some friends and bless us up with a brand new upskirt! She is the undisputed heavyweight champion of celebrity upskirts, and with these pictures she chalks up another victory! Yah Lindsay!







Lindsay Lohan - Bikini Pictures

01/04/07 - Posted in: Lindsay Lohan - By: Celebrity Porn King


Nothing new here about these Lindsay Lohan bikini candids, but it’s my job to make sure you see them. She’s supposedly been clean and sober for a while and going to A.A meetings, but personally I think that’s just another way for her to get attention. Congratulations attention whore, you have succeeded!

Check out the latest pictures and gossip here.







Lindsay Lohan Shows Off Her Nipples

01/01/07 - Posted in: Lindsay Lohan - By: Celebrity Porn King


We start the New Year off exactly how we left off, with attention whores like Lindsay Lohan strutting around in a nice see through top exposing her nipples to the world. Would I fuck her? Yes, but she’s still a drunken skank that gets off on all the attention that surrounds her.

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Lindsay Lohan Actually Looks Sexy

12/04/06 - Posted in: Lindsay Lohan - By: Celebrity Porn King


I know, Lindsay Lohan has one of the nastiest crotches in the history of celeb upskirt pictures. But sometimes, she actually looks good. I’d probably give her a go in the sack if I had the opportunity; I mean she’s always drunk so the chances of anal sex goes way up. Yea, I’m definitely in.

Check out the pictures here.








Lindsay Lohan Upskirt Pictures

12/03/06 - Posted in: Lindsay Lohan - By: Celebrity Porn King


Back when the world was going crazy over the Lindsay Lohan upskirt pictures; I really didn’t get into posting the pictures, because frankly, Lindsay Lohan has one of the worst crotches that I have ever seen. But I’m sitting here tonight and I found these upskirt pictures in my inbox, so I thought I’d post them, enjoy!

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Check out the Britney Spears upskirt Pictures Part 1

Check out the Britney Spears upskirt Pictures Part 2
Check out the Britney Spears upskirt Pictures Part 3







Lindsay Lohan Upskirt Pictures

10/03/06 - Posted in: Lindsay Lohan - By: Celebrity Porn King


Yes, I know, these Lindsay Lohan upskirt pictures have been everywhere the last week or so, but I was just far too lazy to post them. Luckily someone emailed them to me or they never would have seen the light of day on The Feeding Tube. So, gather around your screens and have fun with these Lindsay Lohan upskirt pictures.

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For the latest Celeb Gossip news on Lindsay Lohan, check out our other site Hollywood Backwash.







Lindsay Lohan Looks Yummy

09/06/06 - Posted in: Lindsay Lohan - By: Celebrity Porn King


I have to admit something here folks, Lindsay Lohan actually looks good in these pictures. God only knows when they were actually taken, but she looks pretty whorish and healthy, the only downside? They are from a French Magazine, and I don’t support France. Am I only one who know calls French fries Freedom fries, or am I fucking losing it?

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I Like Lindsay Lohan's New Boyfriend

09/05/06 - Posted in: Lindsay Lohan - By: Celebrity Porn King


I wouldn’t necessarily call this a boob grab, it’s more like Lindsay’s boyfriend was just copping a feel, but you know how the internet works, and I know what you perverts like so, here is the entire set of pictures of Lindsay Lohan’s boyfriend grabbing boob. I’m really starting to like her new boyfriend; this is the second time this week that he has strategically placed his hands, full well knowing that the paparazzi were taking pictures.

Check the pictures out here.







Lindsay Lohan Gets Put Into Position

09/03/06 - Posted in: Lindsay Lohan - By: Celebrity Porn King


Goddamn! Lindsay Lohan loves showing off her stick figure body, with inflatable fake boobs, off as much as she can. This time she’s in Hawaii with some guy, who strategically places his hand on top of her head, in a position I’m sure she’s been comfortable with, with many different people for years. As if we didn’t already have enough bikini candids of Lindsay Lohan, here are a few more to place inside The Feeding Tube fault.

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Lindsay Lohan Sunbathing Topless

09/01/06 - Posted in: Lindsay Lohan - By: Celebrity Porn King


Here is one of all favorite attention whores, Lindsay Lohan sunbathing topless. I know you can’t see much of her fake boobs, but she IS topless, and doesn’t that count for something? Either way even if we can’t see those fake boobs, at least we get to see another one of her bikinis. This summer I’ve posted more bikini candids of her than any other attention whore, ever.

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Lindsay Lohan Bikini Candids

08/20/06 - Posted in: Lindsay Lohan - By: Celebrity Porn King


Check out these Lindsay Lohan bikini candids that we scored today by way of HollywoodBackwash.com!

Check them out here.








Lindsay Lohan Naked and Famous

08/18/06 - Posted in: Lindsay Lohan - By: Celebrity Porn King


These pictures of Lindsay Lohan have surfaced on the internet today, where she is naked with a bottle of Jack Daniels, and there is a substance on her bed side table that could be an illegal substance or maybe just a bag of sugar. Did anyone else notice the horrible mess that her bedroom was in, her fucking bed didn’t even have any sheets? They probably had to be washed from fresh cum stains.

Heads up to Hollywood Backwash for this scoop.

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Lindsay Lohan Boob Slip Pictures

08/16/06 - Posted in: Lindsay Lohan - By: Celebrity Porn King


For all of you guys and girls that are in denial of the fact that Lindsay Lohan has fake boobs, here are some fresh boob slips that show way too much boob for a girl of her size.

Check them out here.







Lindsay Lohan in I-D Magazine<

08/14/06 - Posted in: Lindsay Lohan - By: Celebrity Porn King


How do you know that a woman is stupid as a box of cereal? When she has to have the word “breathe” tattooed on his wrist to remind her to breathe.

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Lindsay Lohan Upskirt Pictures

08/11/06 - Posted in: Lindsay Lohan - By: Celebrity Porn King


Here you are, fresh upskirt pictures of your favorite attention whore; Lindsay Lohan. Thanks to Hollywood Sleazy for the heads up on these pictures.

Check them out here.







Lindsay Lohan in The September Issue of ELLE Magazine

08/10/06 - Posted in: Lindsay Lohan - By: Celebrity Porn King


Lindsay Lohan actually looks decent in this September issue of ELLE Magazine. That still doesn’t cover up the fact that she comes off as an immature, irresponsible drunken whore all of the time, but who am I to judge, I love whores.

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Lindsay Lohan and Her New Fake Boobs

08/03/06 - Posted in: Lindsay Lohan - By: Celebrity Porn King


Check out these pictures of Lindsay Lohan and her new fake boobs. There is some slight see through action here, so your celeb voyeur freaks will be ecstatic.







Lindsay Lohan Cameltoe and Bikini Pictures

08/01/06 - Posted in: Lindsay Lohan - By: Celebrity Porn King


Lindsay Lohan has more bikinis than any other celebrity in history. This is like the 4th set of bikini candids that I’ve posted in the last few weeks, and she still doesn’t have a tan. Does the bitch just not tan?

Either way, the one thing that sets these set of pictures apart from her other bikini candids is the incredible camel toe that was captured for your viewing pleasure.

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Lindsay Lohan Bikini Candids

07/31/06 - Posted in: Lindsay Lohan - By: Celebrity Porn King


Lindsay Lohan has the weirdest body of any chick I’ve ever seen. What the fuck is up with her belly button? It’s right smack dab where her stomach should be, isn’t it? This bitch is crazy, I’m not sure if these were taken before our after her recent breakdown, but these are the newest bikini candids of Lindsay Lohan.

On a side note: It does appear that Lindsay can walk and eat an apple at the same time. Yah, Lindsay!

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Lindsay Lohan Bikini Pictures

07/26/06 - Posted in: Lindsay Lohan - By: Celebrity Porn King


Lindsay Lohan is back on The Feeding Tube this week with some fresh bikini candids that were taken at one of her friend’s party. I love these pictures because she looks super sexy and extra trashy, and I love trashy looking women. I bet she loves that hair of hers pulled back, doggystyle.

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Lindsay Lohan Upskirt Pictures

07/24/06 - Posted in: Lindsay Lohan - By: Celebrity Porn King


The fine people over at Hollywood Sleazy have scored a new Lindsay Lohan upskirt picture. It’s in black and white and isn’t the best quality, but your celeb voyeur freaks might enjoy it.

Check it out here.







Lindsay Lohan Bikini Pictures

07/18/06 - Posted in: Lindsay Lohan - By: Celebrity Porn King


One of our favorite attention whores to make fun of has always been Lindsay Lohan; she just seems to do it better than anyone. Today new bikini candids of her popped up all over the internet supposedly taken by her real estate agent. Why was he taking pictures of Lindsay Lohan you ask? Because it’s fucking Lindsay Lohan, and she’s one of the biggest disasters in Hollywood. The true story behind these pictures is this; Mr. penis took them after just leaving her place after an afternoon booty call.

There I said it.

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Lindsay Lohan Loves To Give Blowjobs

07/13/06 - Posted in: Lindsay Lohan - By: Celebrity Porn King


Apparently Lindsay Lohan likes to give blowjobs. I don’t know the whole scoop, but check out Hollywood Backwash for all the details. However if she wants, Lindsay this is to you; you can blow me anytime just like the good whore that you are.

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Lindsay Lohan Bikini Candid Pictures

07/11/06 - Posted in: Lindsay Lohan - By: Celebrity Porn King


Here are some more bikini candid pictures of Lindsay Lohan for those of you who actually thinks she’s hot.

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Lindsay Lohan Pictures in GQ UK Magazine August 2006

07/07/06 - Posted in: Lindsay Lohan - By: Celebrity Porn King


Lindsay Lohan is a attention seeking whore. She is also really fucking stupid and if I ever met her, after sticking Mr. Penis in and out of her 4 or 5 times, I would slap her freckled face and tell her to grow up. Her claim to fame, besides her horrible acting, is her wild partying and the outrageous whoring she does in her best Paris Hilton impersonation.

She makes herself look stupid every time she opens her mouth, you can see perfect examples of this by reading her quotes on the following pictures from the interview she conducted with GQ.

I also hate her raspy, smoke fueled voice that she has. She has always looked like a used up, whored out celebrity, and now she is quickly living up to that reputation.

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Lindsay Lohan Candid Bikini Pictures

07/06/06 - Posted in: Lindsay Lohan - By: Celebrity Porn King


Today is Beach Bikini Candid Thursday and we start things off with some very attractive pictures of Lindsay Lohan’s boobs. It’s been rumored for some time now that Lindsay Lohan has breast implants, and it’s more than obvious in these pictures that her boobs are indeed fake. She’s still way too skinny and she still has no ass, so until she gets more curves, just consider me and Mr. Penis out to lunch.

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Lindsay Lohan - Interview Magazine June 2006

05/26/06 - Posted in: Lindsay Lohan - By: Celebrity Porn King


Here are some pictures of Lindsay Lohan in the June issue if Interview Magazine. She looks pretty good for a smoked-out whore who’s trapped inside a body of a 19 year old celebrity.

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Lindsay Lohan Is Looking Good

04/10/06 - Posted in: Lindsay Lohan - By: Celebrity Porn King


Lindsay Lohan still has a smokin’ body. Even though she’s been taken to the top of whore mountain and back down again, she still has some kick ass breastisses. I’d like to put my head in there and nest little baby robin eggs in the spring.







Lindsay at Nickelodeon Kid's Choice Awards

04/03/06 - Posted in: Lindsay Lohan - By: Celebrity Porn King



Now more than ever I wish Lindsay Lohan would consider eating a fucking sandwich. Frankly, I don't know why she even bothered leaving her local crack den to go to this awards show. I mean, her hair looks like shit, she's wearing what appears to be a twisted up bed-skirt, and to top it off, she didn't have the common decency to make sure her bony ass was covered. I think the REAL winners that evening were blind children.








What the Fuck is Lohan Wearing?

03/20/06 - Posted in: Lindsay Lohan - By: Celebrity Porn King



Here's our favorite freckled mess once again defying all fashion sensibilities and dressing like a potato. Where's the fucking sense in an anorexic chick like Lindsay Lohan wearing baggy clothing? She seriously needs to fire all those yes-men she around when she asks questions like, "Does this burlap sack make me look hot?," or "do the bones poking through my sickly skin make my ass look good?" You're in dire need of some honesty in your life, bitch...








Lindsay Lohan Is So Cool

03/03/06 - Posted in: Lindsay Lohan - By: Celebrity Porn King


Lindsay Lohan has looked used up and abused for years now. She reminds me of a skanky-pot-smoking, binge drinking whore. One of those girls whose skin looks really aged from tons of smoking cigarettes and hard partying. Either or, these pictures have been circulating the internet of her recently, and in one you can see a bong, and in another what appears to be lines of cocaine. She’s a typical teenage whore, even with the celebrity status; just look at the way her and her friends “pose” as sexy as they can for the camera. It also appears Lindsay is trying in her hardest “rock star” impression to impress by flicking off the camera in almost every picture.

Yes we all know how trashy you are Lindsay, you are so cool.







Lindsay Lohan Nipple Slip

03/01/06 - Posted in: Lindsay Lohan - By: Celebrity Porn King


Lindsay Lohan might have a problem with drugs, or eating disorders, who knows? The only thing I now for sure is that she has a really nice boob. This is a nip slip that was emailed in to me today, and I hadn’t seen it before, so here it is.







Lindsay Lohan is Not Hot

02/20/06 - Posted in: Lindsay Lohan - By: Celebrity Porn King


I still think that Lindsay Lohan is a party-whore; I mean that literally, I bet she gets passed around the party as a fuck toy. She is covered with freckles and no matter how often I’ve seen here, I’ve never thought she was hot. In fact despite rumors of being a drug addicted whore, she is trying her best to re-vamp herself and these pictures are from a new magazine photo shoot she did for the March issue of Premier Magazine. It doesn’t bare any weight to me, I still don’t think she’s hot and I still think she looks all used up.







Lindsay Lohan HAD some big-ass titties

02/05/06 - Posted in: Lindsay Lohan - By: Celebrity Porn King



Good God, what has this bitch done to herself? Lindsay Lohan showed up for Olympus Fashion Week 2006 looking skinnier than ever. Did she opt to ignore her doctor's insistence that she give up smoking everything but pole? Or did she clean up after her visit to the hospital not too long ago, and look in the mirror only to decide her tits were holding her career back? It makes you wonder if she reads her fucking fan mail. If anything her tits were what got us interested in her in the first place! I never thought I'd write this, but these days I'm dreading a Lohan nip-slip. I'd rather see Kelly Osbourne's tits. Wait. I take that back.








Lindsay Lohan's New Bible of Denial

01/12/06 - Posted in: Lindsay Lohan - By: Celebrity Porn King


Lindsay Lohan is so upset and “appalled” by the article written about her in Vanity Fair that she carries it around now as a bible of denial. Lindsay it’s okay to be a drug abusive whore, it works for many other “celebrities” today, it’s acceptable, just at least come out and admit it. We love drug addicted whores, it makes them lose self control and do things like make sex tapes with other drug addicted whores. I can’t wait for the Lindsay Lohan sex tape to hit the internet; I have a weird fetish that involves watching a skeleton have sex.






Lindsay Lohan "appalled" at Vanity Fair article

01/11/06 - Posted in: Lindsay Lohan - By: Celebrity Porn King



Move over, Paris. Step aside, Tara. We have a new champion for the title of both Lying Sack of Shit and Flakiest Bitch, Lindsay "Fuckhead" Lohan. Ms. Lohan denies telling Vanity Fair reporter Evgenia Peretz that she suffers from bulimia. Quotes the skinny dipshit, "The words that I gave to the writer for Vanity Fair were misused and misconstrued, and I'm appalled with the way it was done." Okay, one problem with this, Lindsay. The shit is on tape. I guess your next bold move is to tell everyone, "Uhh, did I say bulimia? I meant dysentery. That's right. I've got the wicked shits. That's why I'm so skinny. Well, that and the coke. Wait, can you rewind that? Bulimia, dysentery, it's an honest mistake, right?"

I smell a lawsuit happening very soon. Evgenia Peretz, sue this dumb bitch unless she retracts her statement tout de suite. And if any of Lindsay's PR people are reading this, please gag the lying little cuntflap. I recommend you use a cheeseburger.


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Lindsay Lohan nip-slip [NSFW]

01/08/06 - Posted in: Lindsay Lohan - By: Celebrity Porn King



Maximum Fitness rated "skeletal" Lindsay Lohan one of the worst bodies in Hollywood. It's comments like that one which remind us of the good old days, when her body looked great and her tits weren't the least bit camera-shy...








Lindsay Lohan is on Drugs.

01/05/06 - Posted in: Lindsay Lohan - By: Celebrity Porn King


Lindsay Lohan is a mess, we all know it, we are just waiting for the truth to
come out about her drug use. Until then check out this picture
gallery from our friends over at Hollywood Tuna
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Lohan hospitalized?

01/03/06 - Posted in: Lindsay Lohan - By: Celebrity Porn King



Evidently there have been numerous reports of our favorite punching bag being rushed to the hospital after suffering an asthma attack. We at The Feeding Tube sincerely wish for her to have a speedy recovery, because then we'd like to point out that she's a stupid bitch. Why the fuck would someone with asthma be smoking? Smoking cigarettes (and possibly crack) is bad enough when you DON'T have a severe lung problem. It appears that this is why her voice is so damn raspy. She keeps this shit up and she's gonna sound like Froggy from The Little Rascals by the time she's 25. Seriously, there are far better habits to have, girly. Have you tried soaking your tampons in vodka? I hear it did wonders for Clay Aiken...


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Lohan's new movie?

01/02/06 - Posted in: Lindsay Lohan - By: Celebrity Porn King



Due to an unusually boring news day, I decided to do some sniffing around over at IMDb.com. it was there I discovered a movie currently in production starring Lindsay Lohan titled The New Girl. It's summarized as such,

An unattractive, miserable teenage girl gets a stunning new look and a new identity from a mysterious company which specializes in turning ugly ducklings into swans, but dark consequences are in store for the girl when she realizes her new life has drawbacks and she wants the old one back.

Okay, now WHY is Lindsay Lohan the lead role in this film? Sure, she wasn't the most attractive girl in the world when she had red hair and soft curves, but she looked a hell of a lot better than she does now. Her waifish crackho look and brunette dye-job have accentuated her eyebrows to such a degree, you'd think Bert from Sesame Street just donned a cheap wig. I'm thinking this 'mysterious company' mentioned in the treatment may be Industrial Light and Magic or Pixar. And they better clear their schedules, because this shit's gonna take a while...






Lindsay Lohan's big'uns in '05 [NSFW?]

12/08/05 - Posted in: Lindsay Lohan - By: Celebrity Porn King



See what happen when you wear a dress made out of paper napkins? Man, if it weren't for all those fucking freckles I might actually be a little attracted to them, I mean HER. But it's nice to know her little bout of anorexia hasn't affected her jubblies much. Now all she needs to do is fire the dumbass who talked her into dyeing her hair and eyebrows and we're in business...








Leto and Lohan no longer an item

11/23/05 - Posted in: Lindsay Lohan - By: Celebrity Porn King



Jared Leto was spotted getting some tail at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas last weekend, which led many to speculate that he had what we alcoholics call a 'moment of clarity' and called it quits with recently deformed Lindsay Lohan.

Unless he DIDN'T actually break up with her yet, and was just getting a piece on the side. In which case, I fully apologize to Jared for breaking the Dude's Law.

Also considering the rule of thumb is 'what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas,' I guess I broke that law, too.

Oh, and did I say we alcoholics? I meant ACTUAL alcoholics. I'm more of a lush.

Man, I'm just fucking up all over the place...


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Lindsay Lohan...

11/11/05 - Posted in: Lindsay Lohan - By: Celebrity Porn King
Isn't Halloween over? Well, someone needs to inform Lindsay Lohan of this, because her new Gothic eating-disorder look is scaring the piss out of me. She's starting to look like Christina Ricci's character in The Addam's Family. Except Christina could pull it off. Plus she was 11...











Lindsay Lohan got a collagen injection.

10/25/05 - Posted in: Lindsay Lohan - By: Celebrity Porn King
MUST...RESIST...DICK-SUCKING LIPS...JOKES!!!

Seriously, I dated a girl who had freckles, red hair, and soft curves for a while. But yet if I were to run into that whiny bitch today, I'd probably still see freckles, red hair, and considerably (read: exponentially) softer curves. I've got to say, though, she had nothing on Lindsay Lohan. So why does Lindsay feel the need to drastically change her looks on a monthly basis? She went from your unconventionally ruddy look (which seemed to land her several movie roles,) to a skinny blonde look that couldn't even get her a gig as a crackwhore in a hard-core porno. And now she seems to think getting her hair dyed brown and injecting collagen is the NEXT logical step? Look, honey. I'll make it really easy for you. Just go back to that red-haired, full-figured sweetheart we all warmed our penises to vigorously while watching Mean Girls. And if you need to get something fixed, then how about darkening those areolas we're privy to seeing courtesy of your drunken nip-slips? Just a suggestion...














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