Hilary's less-famous sister, Haylie, is slated to pose in the newest issue of Maxim, and I for one can only say, "Why?" I suppose between the two, she's got more of a figure (at least she's not shaped like a Kleenex box, an affliction her sister tends to have when she's not starving herself.) But the last time I saw her was when she played Summer in Napoleon Dynamite, and even then the only reason she looked halfway decent was because she was the least hokey-looking of all the cast. But who in their right mind would look at Haylie, who basically looks like a much uglier and taller version of her sister and say, "Hey, let's deck her out in lingerie and take pictures of her for a globally-publicated magazine?" Well, evidently Maxim would. Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying the ugly tree uprooted itself and chased her down, smacking her in the head the entire time. She just not all that good-looking, and the only reason she's even considered famous is because she climbed on her younger sister's coattails. Also I think I'd much rather see Hilary half-naked if I had to choose. Of course, I'm drunk as shit right now, so my judgment is fucked up...


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