Gene Simmons, best known for his freakish make-up and even
more freakishly-long tongue, is being sued by an old fuck-buddy for calling her a "sex-addicted nymphomaniac" in a VH-1 rockumentary. Now, besides the statement being redundant, it has apparently caused 55-year-old Georgeann Walsh Ward shame and public degradation. The funny thing is, she doesn't deny bedding the aging rock star. Jesus, how in the fuck do these judges get their seats on the bench when they decide suits like these are legitimate? It seems all Gene did was say he likes to fuck, and happened to luck out and find a girl who likes to fuck, too. It's not like he wrote her number on the goddamn bathroom wall. It seems to me that any reasonable person would safely assume this old bitch may have changed her slutty ways after menopause, and therefore only congratulate her for nailing Gene Simmons. Where's the shame in that? It's not like he said he foot-fucked her while wearing those spiked boots of his, did he? No, I'm really asking. I don't watch VH-1...
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