Britney Spears still looks like trailer trash yall, but regardless here are some new pictures of her and her pokies taken recently. You can take the girl out of the trailer, but you can never take the trailer out of the girl.

Here are some new pictures of Britney Spears showing off her sagging pokies as she left a Starbucks recently, and she looks more like a train wreck than she ever has.

Here are some new pictures of Britney Spears and her pokies showing some ass going into a recording studio recently. She still doesn’t look like as hot as she did back in the good old days, but I’d still spend a few days with her alone on the Bang Bus.

Some new bikini pictures of Britney Spears popped up this weekend, and she really looks pretty good. She looks like she’s back in shape, and ready to do some regularly scheduled maintenance on my lap.

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Here are some new pictures of Britney Spears and her pokies taken recently as she left a hotel in Perth and as you can plainly see, her body has taken a beating over the years. I think those pokies are supposed to be standing at attention and they are almost down to her knees.

Here are some new bikini pictures of Britney Spears in black bikini on vacation in Mexico taken this weekend. Her stomach still needs some work, but her ass still looks pretty good.

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Here are a few new pictures of Britney Spears from a new photoshoot. Her face looks like a train wreck, but her body actually looks decent.

Check out these new pictures of Britney Spears and her lovely nips leaving the supermarket yesterday.

Here are some new pictures of Britney Spears performing recently and she looks pretty hot in some of these, and wide in others.

Here are some new bikini pictures of Britney Spears and her sister Jamie Lynn Spears at the pool recently. These pictures are blurred to hell, but regardless, they still remind me that I want to fuck Britney Spears and that Jamie Lynn Spears has a pretty sexy body. What’s the chances of them getting naked and making out? Hopefully they’ll call me if they do.

Britney Spears is looking SMOKING Hot lately showing off her sexy bikini body, but apparently she needs a Brazilian wax.

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Some new bikini pictures of Britney Spears popped up today and she is getting very close to her pre-fat form; body wise. Mentally she will always be fucked, but her body is finally coming together and she looks incredible.

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Here are some brand new bikini pictures of Britney Spears showing off some sexy cameltoe, and actually looking pretty fucking good for once.

Check out these pictures of Britney Spears from the 4th of July concert she put on in Paris. Sure she looks decent because all she does now is strip on stage, primarily because she couldn’t sing to save her life. If she wasn’t famous she’d just be another slag in some strip club blowing men for loose change.

Britney Spears did some amateur stripping on a stripper pole during one of her recent performances and I have to say – what the fuck is up with her. She looks fucking awful in these. I just don’t get it – sometimes she looks hot and then sometimes she looks like a big pile of chunk.

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Alright, I’m a bit behind on getting these posted, but I was fucked up in Vegas for 5 days and am just now getting behind a computer screen. So, these are the topless pictures of Britney Spears from her behind the scenes footage from the video ‘Gimme More’. Apparently she didn’t know these would be shown to the world and now thanks to these getting leaked – we all finally, get to see Britney Spears topless.

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Here are some new bikini pictures of Britney Spears in the Caribbean taken yesterday, and she is definitely on the upside of her cake eating ways.

Guess who’s back and showing off her super hot MILF body? Britney Spears ya’ll.

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There is a supposed new sex tape of Britney Spears that was released today that shows her taking a bath naked and then masturbating and having sex in the bathtub. I have no idea if it’s legit or not, but it’s definitely quite interesting.

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Here are a few new pictures of Britney Spears looking pretty good showing off some sexy pokies. Maybe she’s on an upswing and maybe the fat Britney is gone for good, but let’s be honest, she probably loves cake way too much to stay thin.

You know you are at the tail end of your career when magazines have to run old pictures of you from when you were attractive. Yes, I’m talking to you Britney Spears. I’ve seen these pictures on various magazines over the years, and it’s really sad that she’s let herself go so bad that no one wants to print any new pictures of her. Karma is a muthafucka.

Some more bikini pictures of Britney Spears popped up today and somehow by the grace of God she has managed to stay “decent” looking for more than 24 hours. She must be praying extra hard this week.

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Could hell finally be freezing over? Because it looks like Britney Spears is finally getting back into shape. Some new bikini pictures of her popped up today and Jesus Fucking Christ, she looks fucking fantastic. Hopefully she doesn’t fall off the wagon and start stuffing her face with cheetos again.

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I just found some pictures of Britney Spears from some new concert tour she recently kicked off, and well, she still doesn’t look like the Britney of old, but at least she’s trying.

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Here are some new Britney Spears pictures showing off her pokies while filming her new video. I know some pictures of her have popped up lately where she looks half way decent, but in all honesty I think she will never fully recover from her baby weight.

Has Britney Spears turned the corner? These new pictures of her rehearsing a new dance routine popped up today, and well, she’s looking more like the Britney Spears of pussy past. Let’s just hope she continues to get into shape and a sex tape is finally released.

Here are some new pictures of Britney Spears for her recent “Circus” Photo shoot, and my God, it’s hard to say this but; she’s actually starting to look good again.

Britney Spears did some celebrating for her birthday recently and did her best to try and slip a nipple to the paparazzi, but like the rest of her life, she failed.

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Britney Spears have never been one of my favorite celebrity attention whores, primarily because she’s as white trash as any whore can get, but these new pictures of her showing her cleavage are worth posting. Enjoy.

Holy fuck! Britney Spears gets butt ass naked in her new music video and get this; she actually looks good. Who would have thought that was even possible?

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Here are some new see through pictures of Britney Spears showing off her nipples in a blue dress yesterday, and yes, they look like they’d be a mouthful.

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Here are some new pictures of Britney Spears that popped up over the weekend of her in a see through pink top that show off her nipples.

Check out these new bikini pictures of Britney Spears that popped up today, and as you can see, her body is trying at the very least to make a comeback. My favorite picture of her in these is the one of her in the doggystyle pose, because that’s probably the position she’s been in most of her life, you know, taking dick from just about anyone.

Britney Spears is trying hard to gain a comeback by making an appearance at the MTV studios this week and she even brought along her rock hard pokies for the ride. I must admit, from the neck down she looks pretty hot in these, and trust me that isn’t an issue thing for me to say.

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Here are some new bikini candids of the white trash princess herself, Ms. Britney Spears - and she actually looks pretty decent for once.

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Here are some new bikini candids of one of the biggest white trash trailer whores in history, Britney Spears. Even if she somehow manages to climb out of the trashy hole she’s dug for herself over the last few years – she will always be the Queen of her trailer park.

Here are a few new bikini pictures of Britney Spears in a blue bikini hanging out in her backyard. Yes, she’s that exciting.

Here are some brand new bikini pictures of Britney Spears. I guess she looks decent in these. Every time I’ve seen close up shots of her recently her face is always broke out with acne and she looks like she just rolled out of bed, so I guess these are an improvement.

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Here are some new bikini candids taken of Britney Spears in her backyard today, and she actually doesn’t look that bad. I mean, she looks nothing like she did 5-6 years ago, but for Britney Spears she looks pretty decent.

So, some new bikini pictures of Britney Spears popped up on the internet tonight after some paparazzi took pictures from a helicopter above her house yesterday. They don’t show much of anything, but they are voyeur type candids and I know some of you perverts feed on that shit.

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Here are some more bikini candids of Britney Spears from her Costa Rican vacation. She ‘s still about 30lbs too heavy, but at least in these she looks less like a beached whale and more like the overweight, out of shape, white trash, pop star that she really is.

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Beached whale alert! Britney Spears finally escapes captivity to Costa Rica only to hang out with our favorite JEW hating celebrity; Mel Gibson. I’m sorry but she does not look good, and has no business parading her ass around on the beach in that horrible bikini. If the rumors aren’t true and she’s not pregnant, that bitch has been chugging a lot of Ding Dongs and natural Light.

Here are some new bikini pictures that have just surfaced of Britney Spears. She looks 100 times better than she has in a very long time, but compared to the old Britney she’s decent at best.

It looks like Blender magazine found an old picture of Britney Spears to use on their March 2008 issue. This picture was obviously taken way before the craziness, her weight gain, the chain smoking and the fake accent.

In an even more cry for attention, Britney Spears went out last night in a completely see through top that clearly exposes her fake breasts and giant nipples. I don’t think she’s as crazy as people think she is, I just think she is a GIANT attention whore who will fuck anything in a 6 foot radius to fulfill her daddy issues and kinky fantasies.

Also, there was a boob slip video of Britney Spears that popped up a few days ago that can be seen here.

Britney Spears capped the week off by hitting a Rite Aid with no bra on showing off her tits, and using a pay phone in a public restroom showing off her pokies.

Here are some new pictures of Britney Spears out and about wearing a see through shirt without a bra showing off her tits. You can plainly see them, no trickery, no side boob, just 100% full tit. This chick is as white trash as anyone can possibly get. They just need to lock his bitch up and throw away the key.

We finally scored some nude pictures of Britney Spears and not the ones that have been reported in the news recently. These are EXCLUSIVE pictures that I obtained today and ones that you cam only see here at The Feeding Tube! They are pictures of her getting fucked doggy style and sucking some guy’s cock!

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Here are some Britney Spears Halloween pictures showing her ass out of one of her many costumes.

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Britney Spears is a Halloween whore. They say Halloween is just an excuse for girls to wear slutty outfits – but that’s not the case with Britney, because she dresses like a slut every day of the week.

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Damn – just when Britney Spears starts looking like one of the nastiest human beings on the planet, she fucks around and gets in a bikini, starts dancing on her patio all sexy, and actually looks fucking hot. Sure it won’t last, but we might as well take a peek while we can.



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Here are some topless pictures of Britney Spears in her UNCUT video. These aren’t like the upskirt pictures that we are tired of seeing, but these are some fresh pictures and at least now we can get to see her nipples.

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Here are some new near Nip Slip pictures of Britney Spears. Just a few more inches of clothing and we’d have a nice nipple. Hopefully the Britney Spears sex tape will pop up soon.

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Oh, how far our pop princess Britney Spears has fallen. Look at her huge stomach and her out of shape body – can she possibly get any fucking worse?

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Thanks to a buddy of mine who emailed these pictures to me, I can now show you more pictures of Britney Spears and her shaven pussy. After her horrible performance at the VMAs last night it’s no wonder that these got leaked today. You can read all about the new rumors about why she sucked here, but as well already know, she sucked because she fucking sucked. NO excuses are necessary.

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Here are some new panty upskirt/updress pictures of Britney Spears at her local Wendy’s. She loves fast food almost as much as she loves fast food, torn fishnets and stupid hats; almost.

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Here is a new ass flash picture of the white trash queen Britney Spears. I love cottage cheese ass, and it looks like its been fucked by everyone on the West Coast.

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Sure Britney Spears might look decent in these pictures, but notice the nasty cigarette in her hand and her trashy wig. In some other pictures in this series she was smoking while standing right next to her kid. Yeah, how the mighty have fallen.

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For all you celebrity nipple voyeur freaks, here are some fresh pokies of Britney Spears in a trashy black dress. Enjoy.

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Trashy Britney Spears recently got topless, drunk and made out with some guy in a pool, and of course someone scored pictures. To check them out, click on over to Hollywood Backwash they have all the pictures plus the story behind them.

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Here are some new pictures that just made their way onto the internet of crazy Britney Spears with her big ass squeezed into a thong. She looks like she is ready to get fucked by that hot chick and that gay dude, now that would be a sex tape I’d love to see.

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Goddamn! Britney Spears strips down to her underwear and jumps into the ocean in Malibu and baby STILL got back. I don’t know if she had an ass transplant or what, but her ass is smoking hot. In fact her whole body looks like it got a re-model. I’d definitely give it a go, but I’d have to wear 37 condoms.



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What are the chances that on the day that Paris Hilton gets released from Jail that Britney Spears would expose one of her nipples to the world? Britney Spears = the classic America Attention Whore.

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So to round out the week on a high note, Britney Spears’ nipple somehow “Accidentally” fell out of her top and made a guest appearance at a Starbucks. I guess Britney Spears is really taking to heart that she hasn’t been the focus of the media the last few weeks. Sad but true.

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Here we go again. Britney Spears pops her breast out of her top to gain some much needed attention since Paris Hilton has bogged down the media the last few weeks. Poor Britney. Next time let those puppies out and let the world see your tits and I guarantee you will be Paris Hilton out for at least for a day.

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Here are some new pictures of Britney Spears in Hawaii in her little pink bikini. She has had no problem as of late showing off her body, even though some days it doesn’t look that impressive. Here though, she looks fuckable, and her ass looks pretty good. I think she went a bit overboard with the white trash tattoos though.

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Britney Spears shows off her ass twice in 2 days and I guess we are all supposed to care. Like I said yesterday, if she had shown us her ass a few years ago, it would be a lot different then the ass she has today, which is a little less than fattering, I mean flattering.

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It’s about time – it came a few years too late – but we finally get to see Britney Spears squeeze her ass into a thong bikini and jump into the ocean. It’s a shame she didn’t drown, but until something tragic like that happens (god forbid) we get to stare at these pictures of her ass and wonder what the fuck happened to this chick that was once one of the hottest whores in the world.

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Britney Spears has finally found her ass. Over the last few years she had ballooned up to this fat, nasty hick that just looked fucking disgusting. I still think she is about as smart and a Lincoln Log, but she finally got herself some new booty, and it’s about fucking time.

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Check out these pictures of Trailer Park Britney Spears holding flowers over her nipples while topless at some park. These no doubt were probably taken by Kevin Federline. I hate that dude but I have to give him credit for trying to get some topless pictures of her out to the public.

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So Britney Spears is trying to come back from shaving her head and stuffing her face with Cheetos by doing a surprise mini concert/show in San Diego. Whipee.

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Britney Spears Got Ass? If these pictures are of Britney Spears she sure has turned the FUGLY curve. But no matter how hot she gets, those images of her shaving her head and smashing up cars will haunt me and my cock forever. Once a crazy broad, always a crazy broad.

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By now you all know that Britney Spears, who used to be decently hot, finally went all nutso and shaved her fucking head. What a fucking laughing stock she is, I’m starting to think that Kevin Federline got the better deal of their divorce.

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Britney Spears sure spends a lot of time in Pharmacies. Twice recently she was spotted shopping at CVS Pharmacy, once wearing some god awful cheesy trendy glasses, and once being hounded by the paparazzi. It looks like she is getting her figure back, but from the recent upskirt pictures we’ve all seen, she looks awful with those 2 hideous scars she now bears. Anyone have a barf bag?

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In more news on the “Skank Twins”, I have decided to post some more pictures of these two. However these pictures are quite interesting. You see, it appears that Britney’s boob popped out of her dress, and Paris quickly grabbed it to cover it up from the cameras. So as time goes on, it just looks more and more likely that a lesbian sex tape of Britney Spears and Paris Hilton will surface.

The Skank Twins ( Britney Spears and Paris Hilton) are back at it. Lately they seem to be best friends, seen out together partying and shopping, and even seen together with Britney’s ugly kid. Normally I wouldn’t waste valuable space on The Feeding Tube with pictures like these, but, it seems that we have a minor Nip Slip in one of these pictures. It’s really not much, but fuck it, it’s Britney and even if it’s not a Nip Slip, we get a good shot at her after-baby cleavage.

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Britney Spears gave away some award or something at the 2006 American Music Awards Show, and shared with the whole world her lovely cleavage. She has been showing off her body quite a lot recently, and it just looks like she’s showing off her huge after-birth titties to everyone on purpose. Maybe she’s gearing up for the release of her sex tape, or maybe she’s throwing herself out there not that she’s single. Either way she is slowly starting to look decent again, she will never be a Christina Aguilera, but she will make some uneducated redneck happy.

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Lately there has been a ton of news on the Britney Spears Sex Tape situation. Apparently Kevin Federline has threatened that he will soon be selling the 4 hour Sex Tape of him and Britney Spears on their Honeymoon. Yeah, he’s a huge scumbag, but we would definitely want to see Britney fucking like the whore she is. I bet any amount of money that this video will soon be popping up all over the internet. There already is a video circulating of a woman who likes just like Britney Spears giving a blowjob, and a lot of people are saying it’s a preview of the sex tape that is bound to be released. We can only hope and pray that it pops up on the internet, I’ll be sure to keep you all informed and post it as soon as it surfaces.

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So what does Britney Spears do after filing for divorce? Well like any good Attention Whore, she goes shopping. Check out her huge cleavage as she almost busts out of her top while shopping the Kevin blues away.

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Supposedly the Britney Spears Sex Tape hit the internet today and it’s very hard to tell if it’s her or not. I’m undecided. It could be her, and with her recent divorce, I wouldn’t be surprised if Kevin Federline dumped the sex tape online as revenge. Either way it’s a pretty good clip of some hot blowjob action. So is it Britney, watch it and judge for yourself.



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It’s been a while since I posted something on The Feeding Tube of Britney Spears, but I saw these pictures of her today that are worth posting. You can see in her post baby stage that she has huge milk filled juggs, and in the first picture you even get a bonus; a perfect shot of her nips.

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Quote of the year from HollywoodBackwash.com:

"Don’t ask us why they waited until after Britney Spear’s gave birth to her second child to print these ‘trashy American pop star pregnant in a bikini’ pictures. But here they are in the November 2006 issue of British Q Magazine. Good one Brit, taking American trash International!!!!"

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Britney Spears is as white trash as white trash can be. I was told about this video a few days ago, about how she sounded extremely high, and was just acting like a fucking moron. I had no idea that her redneck accent was so fucking bad until I watched this. Britney looks and sounds trailer park trash, just like she is in real life.

Is it wrong that these naked pictures of Britney Spears get me aroused? I’m being totally honest here. These are the first pictures of her that have gotten Mr. Penis hard in a long time. Id rock her pregnant ass all over her Malibu house and make Kevin watch as Mr. Penis did a few backward dives into her. I know, but he thinks he’s a professional diver, and who am I to judge?

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How does one go from wanting to be a Navy Seal to being a male nanny? Well that’s the case for Perry Taylor, A.K.A Britney Spears’ Manny or as he’s often referred; Perry Poppins. I’m just curious how he went from the military to being a nanny for one of the most annoying and stupidest celebrities on the planet. Wise career move?



Probably.

He knows that he is the middle man between Britney and Kevin, and with all the speculation circulating that she’s finally grown tired of Kevin not being a husband and father, maybe Manny is hoping to slip into something a little more loose (like Britney’s panties). Seems like a good move to me. Just look at Britney’s track record, she loves to hook up with guys, marry them and then take care of them while they do nothing but spend her money. Sounds like a dream job to me. If Manny can handle the horrible fashion and habits of white trash Britney, and not get disgusted by the fact that she’s been impregnated by the next Vanilla Ice, maybe it’s a match made in heaven.

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Britney Spears is funny. She’s as white trash as Larry The Cable Guy in Denny’s but if nothing else she gives us all something to laugh at practically daily. A few weeks ago she damn near dropped her baby, while walking around in high heels, and trying to juggle her precious bottle of water and her baby. Well she almost lost the least important item between the two when she almost cracked her baby’s head wide open. There is no doubt that a hard collision with the pavement would only make Sean Preston look better, but unfortunately she managed to grab him mid-air before he got his face fixed.

So when she recently went out in public with her son, you can clearly see that she is holding on as tight as she possibly can to Sean Preston’s ass. The only way he would fall now is if she tripped over something, which in Britney’s case is very probable. I can only hope for the kid’s sake that at some point they seriously consider some facial reconstruction, because that is one ugly baby.

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Just in case you needed further proof that Britney Spears is as white trash as a can of fried spam here she is walking with her baby Sean Preston, and her male nanny, with curlers in her hair. She looks like she just stepped out of a trailer. In all honesty, Britney is one step away from appearing in her first episode of COPS, playing the part of a white trash mother who is fighting with her baby’s daddy because he won’t get a job and take care of his kids.

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Britney Spears is a fucking sloppy mess. She looks like a bunch of guys just finished running a gangbang on her, and it’s really a shame. Especially, since she is expecting yet another baby from her wonderful husband, father and role model Kevin Federline. I took the liberty of showing you the original picture of her and then underneath it showing the same picture with her character flaws circled. Enjoy!

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Sure, by now you’ve heard about Britney Spears almost dropping her baby and probably seen the pictures, but have you seen the video? I could rag on Britney for her wonderful parenting skills, but I realistically couldn’t do it any better than the fine folks over at Hollywood Backwash. So after you watch this video, check out their post on this, it’s fucking hilarious.



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I couldn't resist.

Britney Spears must just be really fucking stupid. I mean seriously, how can she keep doing the stupid shit she’s doing, (driving with her new born on her lap, and driving with her son facing the wrong way in his car seat) and not have someone around her smack the shit out of her and tell her to grow the fuck up? She is definitely one piece of pop-star turned white-trash that I wouldn’t put my giant penis inside even if I had to fuck her to get to Christina Aguilera. Well I probably would in that instance but you get where I’m going here…

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Holy hell! We at The Feeding Tube have unearthed a recent picture of Britney Spears out in her white cotten undergarments. This is pure fucking GOLD!!!

Well, it looks like Britney Spears has finally been immortalized in the same fashion as ancient kings and queens before her. Except she's butt-naked, in a doggy-style position, and looking like she's about to shit her kid out for a field goal. Sculptor Daniel Edwards decided to make a monument portraying Britney's 'idealism regarding Pro-Life.' The thing is, the ass looks too bony, and that doesn't really look like her in the face. But I guess if you want to get people to notice your work, you could always slap a pop-culture icon's name to it for more attention. Hey look, I just took a dump and put it on tinfoil. I think I'll call it The Decline of Hilary Duff.

Hey, if anyone lives in Brooklyn, try going to this art exhibit. It's showing April 7th through the 23rd at Capla Kesting Fine Art. Get a picture of you dry-humping the statue and send it to us. We'd love you forever.

What the hell is this bitch up to now? I know Britney Spears has been going through religions like they were Little Debbie snacks, but has she switched to voodoo? I wonder why she's carrying that doll around?

Its official, Britney Spears has man-hands.

In these pictures that I recently obtained, you can see close ups of Britney’s arms and hands, and they are visibly larger-than-your-average-woman’s hands. I haven’t seen hands this big on a woman since Rosie Odonnell. If I was Kevin Federline I’d be running scared because Britney looks as though she could crush him with one hand while stuffing her face with cheetos with the other.

I’m serious just look at these hands:

First off, when does being a fat bitch qualify you for handicap parking? I've noticed a lot of celebrities tend to park in handicapped spots. Look Britney, the only famous people I know allowed to park there are Stephen Hawking and Jessica Simpson. And the latter is only allowed because we all know she's functionally retarded, and she at least doesn't need to worry about the extra walk. Also I understand she's single again, and can probably suck all the callouses off my cock from my adolescent days of sticking my dick in treeholes. But I hate to think some old lady with a bad hip has to park on the end of the lot just because Britney Spears is in too much of a rush to get inside and order a Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity.

Damn, that ass is getting huge. I always knew ever since you were 16 that you'd be a thick girl, and therefore need to work extra hard on keeping somewhat lean. But nobody thinks you can justify letting yourself go this bad because you shit out a kid. Jesus, look at the back of those legs. Looks like the surface of the fucking MOON! I hear they have a cream now for that harsh a case of cellulite. And no, it's not ICE cream. That probably led to your situation in the first place...

God Britney Spears if fucking fugly. Each day these pictures of her keep popping up from the paparazzi and they keep getting worse. She is starting to look really bad, with her broken out face, and who thinks its sexy to wear a belly button ring while having a huge baby-gut?

Britney Spears had better be pregnant. If not, she is ballooning up to whale-sized proportions that no diet in the world can save. Her skin and complexion look awful from all the junk food she ingests and she’s starting to look even more trailer-trash-ish than she has in prior years, if that’s even possible. Let’s just hope that she wasn’t stupid enough to get pregnant again by Kevin Federline, because he makes one hell of an ugly baby.

Has Britney Spears awaken from the hip-hop infused baggy pants nightmare she’s been havening for the last year or so and finally jumped ship on her marriage with Kevin Federline? Who really cares? I hate them both, Kevin is an Eminem wanna-bee gangsta rapper and Britney is a used Pop Star cum bucket.

Either way these are some pictures of her recently in Hawaii where she was seen without her wedding ring. Maybe she was just having spinners put on her bling-bling or maybe her and Kevin’s marriage is toast.

Here are some recent pictures of Britney Spears in Hawaii with her ugly ass baby, but still not a sign of Kevin Federline. I think it would be safe to assume that they are broken up, and have been for some time. Every time you see pictures of Britney and the ugly baby you never see Kevin, and why would you? He’s probably out making more of his award-winning rap songs.

Britney Spears bravely went to Toys R’ Us recently, with Starbucks coffee firmly in hand, to buy toys for one of the ugliest babies that I have ever seen.

So in case you’re like everyone else and just can’t get enough of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline, here are the two at some pre Grammy party acting like the real hardcore hustlers that they are. These are also pictures of a nip-slip that happened while Britney was being photographed with her “man” Kevin.

I am beginning to wonder if Britney Spears and Michael Jackson have the same child-rearing coach. Now that I’ve lost your attention by putting MJ, child, and rear all in the same sentence, let me try to explain. Recently Britney has been photographed driving with her infant son, Sean Preston, on her lap. She tries to defend her actions by claiming she rushed her son into the car and took off, since evidently the paparazzi following her were intent to eat her child’s brain. Quotes the mentally deficient baby-factory,

“I instinctively took measures to get my baby and me out of harms way, but the paparazzi continued to stalk us, and took photos of us, which were sold to the media.”

Oh, well that clears everything up, then! You’d rather opt to put your first-born’s life in danger than (God forbid) garner him any publicity. That makes sense. Stupid bitch.

Look, I can understand that the paparazzi can be tremendously irritating at times. In fact, if they were actually putting Sean Preston in peril, I hope the fuckers responsible were locked away and anally raped by a big guy named Ramrod. But nowhere in the article did it say the camera-hounds were any kind of a threat to Britney or her son. In fact, the ONLY person who put him in danger was Britney. Please God, call Child Protective Services and take care of this ignorant fuck. I promise I’ll stop kicking puppies if you do.

Source: Hollywood Backwash

So Britney has been having dreams about being a Sheep Dog in a former life. Yep, Britney has gotten so spiritual and so in touch with herself that she knows for certain that she used to be a dog. Well by the way Britney acts (sleeping around, stuffing her face, walking around barefoot), I guess this just might be the case.

Word around the campfire is that k-Fed used to be a leech in a former life, he must have been really good at it.

Source: Entertainment Wise

It seems that K-Fed and Britney recently bumped heads when the hip-hop star took their 4 month old son to get his ears pierced. Apparently she was worried about THAT making their son look like trailer trash. Yes, I know the jokes just write themselves when you are talking about this amazing power couple. So I guess she chased him down with her body guards just before little Sean’s ears were pierced and Kevin had some cheesy ear rings put in. Yeah – I’m sure having earrings are the only reason people would think that this kid is white trash, just look at how fucking inbred the kid looks. He looks like he’s the baby of a brother and sister duo, which might not be far of base, they are from Louisiana.

Source: FemaleFirst

Britney Spears and her new “Friend” were bombarded by the paparazzi recently while, when driving around in Kevin’s Ferrari it broke down. Britney had to hoof it a few blocks to get some help, and when she found a police officer she took refuge in the back of his cruiser until the situation was resolved. I wonder what Kevin had to say about all of this.

Looks like Britney and her extremely ugly baby are searching their souls for a new religion to grasp onto. It’s been the “in” thing for years now, celebrities attaching themselves to a new found religion, primarily for the attention of the public/media. I wouldn’t be surprised if Britney became a Hindu in an attempt to steer the media from her dead-end relationship with the rap superstar Kevin Federline.

You know, I've had those fucking family photos of Britney, Kevin, and Sean Preston for quite some time now. But I couldn't post them because we're still a website in our relative nascence and we just don't need a lawsuit right now. Or EVER. So this whole time I've had this knowledge of what the kid looks like that I couldn't divulge to you, the loyal reader who accidently clicked on a link via Alldumb or Blogwars. Until today, that is. After an evening out without her hubby (who I doubt was at home watching their kid,) Britney decided to take little Sean Preston out to lunch, despite the potential barrage of papparazzi. And let me tell you, that kid is adorable! Makes Seal and Heidi Klum's kid look like a pile of puke...

I was hesitant to report this to you guys, because lately the reports of Britney and Kevin splitting up have been so common, to say it again would be like crying wolf. But there are pretty good hints that this time the rumors might be true. I'm no detective, but when I hear about her kicking him out for pissing away her money on a million-dollar recording studio in HER malibu home, as well as a shark tank, I'd say that's a pretty good reason to want to leave the freeloading piece of shit.

But we all know K-Fed's been pissing all her money away for quite some time, so that's just not reason enough. Well how about this? Britney spent her birthday in Las Vegas with some girlfriends sans Kevin. A reasonable person would realize he'd have to pack up his shit and find a good friend's couch to sleep on for a few months if they dicked out on their wife's birthday.

Of course, these two aren't what one might consider reasonable. So it'll take just a tad more than that to convince us that the marriage is in the shitter. Something along the lines of Britney getting into contact with divorce lawyers, perhaps? I'll tell you this much, NO ONE goes to divorce lawyers for even merely consultation unless divorce is on their minds.

But then again, few people I know would go to a fucking psychic for marriage advice either, but Britney has. So what would it take for a skeptic like me to believe it's truly over? Where's the finite proof that she's sick of his bullshit and ready to kick that motherfucker to the curb? Well, it's the universally-common way: when you have your man's ride towed off your premises, which Britney in fact did. She sent his $100,000 Ferrari back to the lot. Granted, she gave him the car, but still, to fuck with a man's ride is fucking with his heart.

I sure hope Kevin hasn't ostracized all his old friends, because he's going to need to borrow their couch for a little while...my, how the trashy have fallen, hahahaha...

Britney Spears reportedly took a little time away from her two baby boys to go see a relaxing movie. Unfortunately for her fellow moviegoers, her brain was too affixed to thoughts of Sean Preston, K-Fed, and that extra large box of popcorn garnished with a few boxes of Whoppers to remember common courtesy. So despite people insisting she shut the fuck up, she continued yapping away on her cellphone throughout half of the movie.

This is one of the reasons that I hate going to the movies. People tend to forget their home-schooling in places such as these. There's always the bitch who dressed up for a movie like she was going to a fucking club, that never remembers to turn her phone off (or more likely, left it on on purpose.) This stupid bitch has the damn thing to her ear the whole time she walks into the theater, and then half-heartedly explains to her respondant that the movie's started. This is usually done after the movie has already been going for five minutes. Then about 30 seconds later, we're subjected to the loudest ringtone of "Hollaback Girl" blaring from her seat. Of course, she answers it and commences to speak to the person on the other end in a voice loud enough to disturb the adjacent theater. 9 out of ten times this irritating cunt is right in front of me.

Now I'm not going to give anyone shit about talking to the screen, because I tend to do that as well. Especially if I know there's someone in there making a bootleg. There's something about the knowledge that you just fucked up this guy's pirated copy of Batman Begins by saying shit like, "Dude, there's no way that fucking Bat-mobile can drive over rooftops, I don't care how bad-ass it looks," that makes me tingle with self-satisfaction. But what DOES bug me is when I'm at a scary movie and someone over-reacts to a shocking scene (i.e. screams as loud as they can for 15 seconds.) This is usually a bitch, or a guy who thinks he's a bitch. hey cocksucker, the antagonist is NOT going to jump out of the screen and get you. You should be more scared of the bat I've got laying in the back of my truck with your name on it.

Also, have you ever noticed that when you are the first person to enter the theater, you could sit down in the most obscure area possible, and the next person or persons who enter the room will inevitably sit RIGHT behind you? What the fuck is that all about?

I guess what I'm getting at is turn off your fucking cell-phone in the theater, Britney...

Britney Spears arrived someplace recently and as she departed the plane, she couldn’t even carry her own kid. She had the pilot and her bodyguard do the honors as she quickly made her way to her awaiting car where word has it a Biggee Sized Wendy’s combo awaited.

I’m not sure what the fascination is with Kevin Federline, but they continue to take pictures of him like he’s the pope. I like to think it’s because they know he’s Britney Spears’ little gopher boy who she sends out for stuff that she don’t want the public to see her buy. In this instance he’s buying Corona and Coca-Cola, I guess she’ll be back to heavyweight form in no time.