Here are some new bikini candids of Ashlee Simpson out with her boyfriend by the pool on vacation. She looks okay I guess, a bit too skinny, but definitely not in the same class as her sister Jessica.

Here is a sexy photoshoot of Jessica’s favorite sister, Ashlee Simpson. She looks fucking fantastic with her new fake nose and I would love to see this girl get into porn after her “career” as Jessica’s sister washes out.

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Here are some new bikini pictures of Ashlee Simpson with her ugly ass Emo boyfriend. She has a pretty nice body, but in terms of Hollywood; she’s no Jessica. Maybe if she gets some more plastic surgery, some fake tits and ass implants like Kim Kardashian, she might, one day get out of the shadow of her sister.

Ashlee Simpson looks so fucking hot right here; she looks like a golden goddess. She has finally stepped out of her sister’s shadow and is becoming a vixen all her own.

Ashlee Simpson is hot to trot. Check out these bikini candids of her on the beach looking fan-fucking-tastic. I would give my left arm to have a threesome with her and her sister.

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It’s about time we got some nipple action from Ashlee Simpson. Apparently she was at the beach and her top slipped and booyah; we have an Ashlee Simpson Nip Slip. Enjoy!

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I officially think that Ashlee Simpson is the hotter of the two Simpson sisters. She has surpassed Jessica Simpson and should now wear her father’s creepy crown on top of her pretty head.

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Check out these new Ashlee Simpson upskirt pictures that have surfaced this weekend, I don’t care how much surgery she has had recently, she is fucking fine as fuck.

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Ashlee Simpson should be a stripper. She can’t sing, that’s painfully obvious every time she opens her mouth. However with her recent work on her face, now that she looks more like Jessica Simpson she should just turn to the world of nude dancing. I’d never in a million years go to hear her sing, but if she was taking her clothes off at the local strip club, I might just go pay a visit. I’d even think about shoving a $20 into her G-string.

She even looks like she can dance. In these pictures she sure looks like she could move her body around a stripper pole to some good ole 2 Live Crew music. If nothing else she sure is a sexy little thing sticking that ass out. That, by the way is a sure fire tell sign that she likes her ass spanked.

So if she ever takes any piece of advice from anyone, ever in her life, she will take this free advice from me and quit trying to sing and start shaking her ass for dollar bills.

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A new nose job and now prancing around in a short mini-dress? This has been a stellar week for Ashlee Simpson; she quickly went from a no-talent hack to a shaggable younger sister of Jessica Simpson. And who says plastic surgery doesn’t pay off?

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Ashlee Simpson already looks much hotter with her new nose. She’s starting to look a lot more like her sister which is a GOOD thing. You can see in these photos that she is looking pretty hot, and you even get a freebie with these in the form of her ass crack. Enjoy it you perverted fuckers.

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Ashlee Simpson has never been one of my favorite celebs. In fact I think she’s extremely annoying and not that attractive. The only thing that she has going for her, is the fact that Jessica Simpson is her sister.

But today I came across these screen caps of Ashlee Simpson at some surf competition, and some of them actually make me think that she has a smokin’ body. Sure she’s annoying and her face isn’t that attractive, but damn, from the waist down you can definitely see the Jessica Simpson resemblance.

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It's been a while since we've seen or heard anything interesting about Ashlee Simpson. That's probably because there's really never BEEN anything interesting about her. But thankfully for you guys, we at The Feeding Tube believe anytime a "celeb" shows a little pinkskin, it's time to give nipple where nipple is due. I mean CREDIT. Ah, who gives a shit?

This photoshoot of Ashlee Simpson is nothing more than horrendous. Whoever encouraged her to wear something that didn't compliment her tits, put on wayyy too much fucking eyeliner, and keep her mouthly slightly agape so as to expose her snaggleteeth needs to go back to taking family pictures at Six Flags. She was never much to look at anyway, but I've seen much better pictures of her before. I almost had to put down my beer and stop masturbating. I said ALMOST...

A while back, we at The Feeding Tube revealed that the real culprit in the alleged Ashlee Simpson Sex Tape was a girl who went by the name of Avy Lee Roth. We assumed she wasn't related to David Lee Roth, the ex-frontman for Van Halen. But after seeing these seperate photos of Ashlee and Dave next to each other, I'm starting to thing there might in fact be a relation. Hell, I'm also wondering if Ashlee herself didn't come from Roth's testes. This news might come off as refreshing for Joe Simpson, who can now justify flicking her bean every night and NOT call it incest.

Looks like Ash recently had a lunch-date with an unknown male friend. Perhaps he was the winner of some "Win a Liquid Lunch-date with a Simpson!" contest. Clearly he looks disappointed, though. Don't worry, dude. Odds are you'll get a blow-job in the car...

Ashlee Simpson claims she saw a ghost while leasing her parents home in Hollywood. She wrote a song about it on her new album, too. I'll admit I'll never actually hear the song unless it's by accident, especially since the last one I heard from her sounded almost exactly like a Jewel song. I can only assume this one will sound like the fucking Ghostbusters ditty.

Fortunately for you guys, I see past this ball of lies. What she saw was probably more of a premonition than an apparition. In other words, the only dead thing Ol' Ashy will ever see in front of her is her career. It's coming quickly and it will haunt her for the rest of those eventually crack-riddled days. Happy Halloween, butt-chin.


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