Angelina Jolie Gets Topless At Cannes

05/18/08 - Posted in: Angelina Jolie - By: Celebrity Porn King


Check out these topless candids of Angelina Jolie taken at Cannes this weekend. Now for some reason the world is freaking out about these, but I guess they forgot, or are too young to remember a time when she took off her clothes for the camera at the drop of a hot.







Angelina Jolie Nude Pictures

10/19/07 - Posted in: Angelina Jolie - By: Celebrity Porn King






Angelina Jolie Sexy As Fuck Pictures

04/12/07 - Posted in: Angelina Jolie - By: Celebrity Porn King


These pictures of Angelina Jolie from Platinum Magazine are pretty old, but they are some of my favorites of her. She looks raw, sexy and erotic as I’ve ever seen her. This of course, before Brad Pitt and her busload of kids.

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Angelina Jolie - The Hottest Woman Alive

11/13/06 - Posted in: Angelina Jolie - By: Celebrity Porn King


These pictures of Angelina Jolie show the reason why Brad Pitt is so fucking pussy whipped. Angelina Jolie is extremely seductive and might be the hottest woman on the entire planet. Granted she probably is nuts, but with a body like that, I’d be willing to pay for therapy sessions.

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Angelina Jolie is A Man Eater

09/19/06 - Posted in: Angelina Jolie - By: Celebrity Porn King


We haven’t posted any pictures of Angelina Jolie in a while, so when I saw these I thought “what the hell”. I still am highly amused over how bad she pussy whipped Brad Pitt, that alone is fucking priceless.

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Angelina Jolie Pictures in DT Magazine

06/22/06 - Posted in: Angelina Jolie - By: Celebrity Porn King


Here is Angelina Jolie in DT Magazine. I’m not exactly sure what issue this is for but nevertheless she look hot-as-balls here, so I thought I’d post them.

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Angelina Joile - Before Brad Pitt

06/15/06 - Posted in: Angelina Jolie - By: Celebrity Porn King


Before Brad Pitt and the nest full of kids, Angelina Jolie was the sexiest and most sought after female on the planet. Maybe it’s her wild tattoos and exotic sexual escapades or maybe it’s just because she has the sexiest lips of any women ever. Whatever the reason people were drawn to her like nothing I had ever seen before.

But now with all the kids and her play toy Brad Pitt, I think some of her hotness has shifted, especially now that she’s become so political and outspoken. Now don’t get me wrong, I’d send Mr. Penis over to her house in a second if I had a chance to sleep with her, but sadly her once radiance is slipping, and it’s showing.

So today when I found these pictures of her, It reminded me of the Angelina Jolie that we all want. I’m not sure when these pictures were taken, but she has short hair and looks extremely sexy.

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Angelina Jolie Is A Sexy Goddess

03/27/06 - Posted in: Angelina Jolie - By: Celebrity Porn King


I think it’s safe to say that Angelina Jolie is one of the most beautiful women on the planet. Her mystique, her attitude, her huge sex drive, it all adds up to a pure goddess in just about every sense of the word.

Brad Pitt’s penis must be very happy.







Brad's Finest Accomplishment

03/03/06 - Posted in: Angelina Jolie - By: Celebrity Porn King


Brad Pitt’s finished accomplishment in life is knocking up Angelina Jolie. No matter how many more movies he makes or how many kids he adopts, he will always be known as “the one” who knocked up Angelina Jolie. Not a bad thing to be known for if you ask me.







Angelina Jolie - St John Ad Pictures

02/19/06 - Posted in: Angelina Jolie - By: Celebrity Porn King


Check out these pictures of Angelina Jolie in some St John’s ads. I’m not sure when these were taken, but god she’s hot.







Angelina Jolie Naked in Vanity Fair Magazine

02/09/06 - Posted in: Angelina Jolie - By: Celebrity Porn King


Check out Angelina Jolie's bare naked ass in Vanity Fair Magazine.







Brangelina having twins?

01/20/06 - Posted in: Angelina Jolie - By: Celebrity Porn King



Well, according to America's Celebrity Living magazine, that is the current batch from the rumor-mill. It’s been suggested that Angelina has been taking fertility medicine to help her conceive, and well, we all know that certain types like Clomed have a tendency to make women shit out more children than a Labrador. So there might be some merit to these claims. This may be a little overwhelming for Brad to find out, though, who just yesterday legally gave Angelina’s adopted kids his last name. To get two kids in one day, only to find out in four months you’re getting another two? Jesus, that’d make ANY guy’s balls ascend. But for the record, The original two are now known as Zahara Marley Jolie-Pitt, and Maddox Chivan Jolie-Pitt. You’d think Angelina picked out those names using a Random Name Generator from the Internet. So feel sorry for future Jools Hice and Irvin Duncan. I sure as hell will.






Angelina Jolie is indeed pregnant.

01/13/06 - Posted in: Angelina Jolie - By: Celebrity Porn King


So it’s been out for a few days now, Angelina Jolie will be having Brad Pitts baby. So I’ve been thinking and with the recent pictures that have surfaced on the internet of Angelina’s new pregnant figure, I have to assume that Brad was indeed sleeping with Angelina while still married to Jennifer Aniston. Ahhh what an accomplishment, he’s a fine role model for all of us men. Banging Jennifer and Angelina at the same time? One could only wish.






Jolie's Lesbian Lover Speaks Out

12/12/05 - Posted in: Angelina Jolie - By: Celebrity Porn King



Jenny Shimizu, a former Calvin Klein model, wants to warn Brad Pitt that Angelina Jolie will never be mutually exclusive to him, at least when it comes to hot lesbian sex. "There has never been an ending to her and I. I think there never will be," quotes Shimizu,"I think we will continue to have a deep relationship. It really does go beyond just the sex." Okay , down for a second, boys. This chick is really butch. I can now see why Maddox always has that mohawk; apparently it's an homage to Jolie's favorite Asian dish.

The pair met in 1993 while filming the movie Foxfire, in which they both portrayed lovers. And ever since they've been trading fur, despite Jolie's many heterosexual relationships. But probably like myself you look at the photo I posted above and say, "No fucking way those two swapped fluids." Well, regard the poetic way Shimizu tells of their intimacy and see if she doesn't become just a tad more attractive to you,

“She is beautiful. Her mouth is amazing. I’ve never kissed anyone with a bigger mouth than Angelina. It’s like two water beds — it’s like this big kind of warm, mushy, beautiful thing."

Yeah, well that might not have been as poetic the second time I read that. It sort of makes Jolie sound like a slobbery kisser. But how does she feel about the future of Brangelina?

"Maybe she would settle down and be with one person but I think she goes looking for excitement all the time.

"Her passion is people and it’s hard to just settle down with one person when you have a whole world in front of you.

"I’m not saying she sleeps with a lot of people. But I can’t imagine her just being married and being happy."

Jesus, girl. You might as well call her a slut. Remarks like that will NOT get your bean flicked, darling...








Angelina Jolie

10/29/05 - Posted in: Angelina Jolie - By: Celebrity Porn King
Have you ever seen Jon Voight? The guy looks like he jumped off the ugly tree and hit every single fucking branch on the way down. But I'll give him this: he's got terrific genes. Any girl who can be that fully-dressed and still give me a tingling sensation in my pants is a wonder to behold.

And I said tingling sensation, not tinkling. The wet spot on my pants was splash-back from the faucet. Swear to God.














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